Left Has The Goods On Giuliani: He Once Said "Bullshit" About David Dinkins

Oh, dear! Greg Sergeant of TPM's got the smoking gun! (Don't click; I'll give you the link for the vid in a sec.)

Being a New Yorker, I'd remembered that during a cop union rally in 1992, Rudy had come unhinged and screamed, "Bulls#$t!"

For some time now I've been meaning to track video of this moment down. I thought it might tell us something about the reliability and temperament of this man who is asking us to make him our next Commander in Chief -- especially now that he's trying to win the support of GOP "values voters."

Oh yes, "values voters" are so terribly worried about the word "bullshit!" You got us, Greg!

Funny how I, a "values voter," can write the word "Bullshit" whereas Greg Sergeant must resort to "Bulls#%!."

Here's the video of the unhinged mayor candidate Giuliani saying "Bullshit!" about Dinkins' claims that low police morale is somehow due to Giuliani stating that police had low morale under Dinkins.

Indeed, he does appear unhinged -- somehow the volcanic black anger burning inside of him like tumors of pure hatred is able to cause the video to suddenly jump-zoom on his face the moment he speaks The Forbidden Word of Ultimate Blasphemy. His very utterance of the word causes the video to zoom in frighteningly, almost as if someone had manipulated the tape for this effect.

For the love of God, the man is grinning when he says bullshit.

The new left. Not just pussies, but puritanical pussies to boot.

Giuliani uses a word you can fucking say on basic cable now, Fred Thompson has had a "colorful and far-ranging sex life" as a bachelor... I just don't know how the "values voters" can handle the shocking details of the depraved libertines we laughingly call "candidates for president."

Update: Rudy Giuliani just wrote me to say:

I hear Greg Sergeant digs on cock.

COCK!

PS, don't quote me on that "cock" part. "Values voters" couldn't handle it. Say something like, "He enjoys a colorful and far-ranging sex life, as we'll all sure find out."

PPS, Really liked the titty video. But no Salma Hayek from Desperado? Really bad oversight. It's Bullshit that wasn't included. ; ) (winking smiley face) You really should post more nudity. Don't be such a fag, dude.

PPPS, now that I think about it, maybe keep it quiet I like tits too, huh? Instead of telling your "values voters" readers I liked the titty video, maybe tell them instead I enjoy a nice hot cup of camomille tea while crocheting sweaters with inspirational messages on them? Like that thing about walking with Jesus on the beach? Where Jesus suddenly levitates or whatever so he doesn't leave footprints? I forget how it goes. Probably wouldn't fit on a sweater anyway. I guess just go back to saying I like a nice pair of jugs, but only if "tastefully" displayed. Like maybe packed inside a nice crocheted sweater featuring an inspirational message about Jesus flying around like an F-22, leaving no footprints, and then maybe buzzing the tower like in Top Gun and making Tom Skerritt spill coffee on himself. Again, I'm not really sure how that goes, but I'm pretty sure Jesus flies at some point. Or turns into a robot. Something like that.

PPPPS, this whole thing about Jesus not leaving any footprints is really starting to bother me. It's like one of those mysteries you read and you love but two weeks later you can't for the life of you remember the solution and it drives you crazy. Look, the two guys are walking on the beach, right? And yet there's only one set of footprints? Damnit, that's a stumper. Is it a trick question type deal? Like there's only one set of footprints, but the Transformer/Messiah JesusRobot left behind a set of treadprints? Or is that cheating? Does a seagull and/or kryptonite figure into this riddle at all?

PPPPPS, has it ever been established that beach in question is on earth? Maybe there's no gravity. Let me know if that's it.

PPPPPPS, actually, at this point, maybe "values voters" might hold it against me that I can't remember how to solve this riddle. And that I've suggested that the Lamb of God was some sort of holy cyborg. Maybe it's better if you just didn't publish this email at all, huh?

Sorry, Mayor. Already hit "post." I'll try to keep this damaging email hidden from "vaules voters" expert Greg Sergeant, though.

posted by Ace at 03:39 AM

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