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July 21, 2007

Astronaut Scott Thomas Reflects On The Moon Landing For TNR

Wish I knew who wrote this.

Dear New Republic,

When I was stationed on our lunar base we driving the lunar rover around and the guy was at the wheel really liked to run over those moon dogs. The problem was when he would hit them they would go flying off into outer space because of the lower gravity. It was more fun when we were in Irak and could cut them in half.

After spending the day doing that we got back to base we went to the chow hall and there was this chick astronaut there who had been burned when the rocket she was ridding in exploded. My friend thought she was gross but I said I wanted to do her. She got upset at this and put on her space suit and left the chow hall. Boy did we laugh.

Well, I gotta go but next time I'll write about the mass grave we found in a crater and the really funny shit this one guy did with a skull and his space suit helmet...it's funny shit man.

Look forward to seeing my stuff on the website.


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