Rosie O'Donnel's Indecent Proposal

Not just indecent, but most pretty repellent. Would it be worse if she said this before dinner, putting everyone off food for a week, or after dinner, possibly causing projectile vomiting?

ROSIE O'Donnell's blue humor made faces red when she emceed the Matrix Awards in front of 2,000 feting New York's most accomplished women in media at the Waldorf-Astoria Grand Ballroom yesterday.

The loose-lipped lesbian dropped the F-bomb as Barbara Walters lowered her head on the dais and covered her face with her hand. O'Donnell concluded a rant about Donald Trump by grabbing her crotch and shouting, "Eat me!"

O'Donnell also said she was sad when Trump called her "disgusting" and "fat" because, "it was always my dream to give an old, bald billionaire a boner."

What makes this even worse -- if it could be any worse -- is that now Donald Trump will feel required to respond to the particulars of Rosie's offer to take him to the mung cheese buffet. I don't see how Trump -- super-classy though he is -- can restrain himself from speculating upon the character, texture, pungency and hygiene of Rosie's gunt.

It's like the worst Red Lobster restaurant... in Hell.

posted by Ace at 05:49 PM

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