Women Press Sexual Harrassment Claims Against Female Boss

"The Lipstick Bandit," accused of lesbian sexual harrassment.

I don't know whether or not to be aroused or to wring my hands at how sick this country's becoming.

No, wait. I do seem to know. A familiar tingliness says it's the former, all the way home.

The lawsuit claims office manager Serena Reaves-Cain harassed three female workers under her supervision. CBS 2 News has learned this isn't the first time Reaves-Cain has been accused of inappropriate behavior.

The lawsuit, filed Tuesday, claims co-workers gave Reaves-Cain the nickname "Lipstick Bandit" because she allegedly "kissed them on the cheeks, foreheads, and necks, and sometimes left red lipstick marks on them."

The plaintiffs, Constance Trotman, Anitra Kincy and Clara Luz Badia, claimed Reaves-Cain "hugged the plaintiffs and pushed her breasts up against their breasts, and used the palm of her hand to spank them on the buttocks."

The women also claim Reaves-Cain referred to the spankings as "pow-pows," and sometimes told them "come to momma" before hugging, touching or spanking them.

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"She would come by my desk and pull my hair," the female co-worker said. "Sometimes she would grab my cheeks, pinch my cheeks. It was a constant, touchy-touchy, tell me how beautiful I was. It made me very uncomfortable."

The former co-worker said she and Reaves-Cain started out as friends, and frequently ate lunch and took breaks together. Reaves-Cain is married and has children, according to the former co-worker.

Well, maybe it was all just good, innocent breast-mashing and spanking after all.

On the other hand, maybe it was long-awaited vindication for the programming director of Cinemax After Dark.

Thanks to dri.

PS: To those left-wing retard-sites that will now digest this post as (they do this all the time) "(splurt)":

Guys? You really can't make a masturbation joke about a guy who already made the masturbation joke himself.

There's this idiotic leftwing trashblog out there that does nothing but that. I'll write in a post about, say, Elisha Cuthbert "Number of ejaculations: 4," and then this Professor of Comedy mocks me by suggesting I'm knocking one out to her. Well, uh, dude? I just said as much myself.

Oh, and for all the teeth-gnashing about how sexual harrassment is an important topic that mustn't be joked about:

1, yeah, it's important, but 2, eat me, and 3, butch up, sissies.

posted by Ace at 11:30 PM

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