* If you've never seen the James Woods made-for-HBO movie Indictment, you should. Great, great movie. After seven years of prosecutorial abuse that would make even Mike Nifong blush, an entire family accused of molestation (from kids to grandma!) was finally cleared of wrongdoing.

All anyone had to do was look at what "abuse" the kids were alleging:

Some of the children's accusations were bizarre and, at times, defied the laws of physics. Some alleged that, in addition to having been sexually abused, they saw witches fly, traveled in a hot-air balloon, and were taken in one case through secret underground tunnels, which were sought by investigators but never found. Ray Buckey was described as having beaten a giraffe to death with a baseball bat in front of the children. When shown a series of photographs by police, one child identified actor Chuck Norris as one of the abusers.[1] There were claims of orgies at car washes and airports, and of children being flushed down toilets to secret rooms where they would be abused, then cleaned up and presented back to their unsuspecting parents. Some children said they were made to play a game called "Naked Movie Star" in which they were photographed nude.