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March 08, 2007

Dirty Sanchez Stuff

Just getting it out of the way. And then that's it. What more can be said?

Stuff about it at Michelle Malkin; and, of course, Keith Olberman's Countdown couldn't avoid making this the number one super-important story of the day.

Alas, Keith wasn't hosting, otherwise it might seem hypocritical, you know, with his own sex scandal, using a starstruck fan for a one night stand, and being a bad lay on top of it.

Check out this quote about Keith's mad romancin' skillz. Content warning, so I've put it in white font, but if you want to read it, just highlight/scroll over to make it appear:

"I pretended he knew what he was doing. I adored the guy, I didn't want him to think he was a dud in bed. He said the most egotistical and strangest thing I've ever heard after I faked an orgasm...

"This is the finger I use to write the show." I'm NOT kidding... He said it quite proudly. I didn't get the sense he was kidding about it."

Good night and good luck, huh?

As for Max Blumenthal, well, he'll do well to stick to outing people, as his writing and journalistic talents aren't going to take him very far.

Coulter, after all, is a sexually liberated, career-minded, single woman in her 40's. At the height of the Monica Lewinsky drama, during which she acted as one of Ken Starr's 'elves,' Coulter was reportedly sired by Dinesh D'Souza, that paragon of morality who now blames 'social liberals' for 9/11.

I'm told that that comes almost entirely from Wikipedia. And of course the word he's looking for is "courted." "Sired" means "fathered," at least that's what it means everywhere else except on the Huffington Post.

But the kid's got a big future ahead of him. He stumbles on eighth grade vocabulary, but surely he earned that Daddy Got Me job of his at Media Matters.

Correction: How embarrassing, a poster tells me Google claims that maybe D'Souza did "sire" Coulter at one point.



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