OK, You're All Banned

Wow, busy morning for the ban-hammer.

The following people are banned for calling Ace a faggot:

genghis
Lipstick
Geoff
Nice Deb
Watcher
Vercingetorix
Iblis
mbruce
CraigC
Ray Negro
Vinnie
Warden
Cthulhu
Beth
Sean M.
Barbula
Pablo
Aaaand there are probably more. Don't worry, I'll get around to everybody.

I like this new Esmay approach to blogging; it's all about Total Quality Control now, bitches. Get in line or get the fuck out.

Yeeeeeaaaargh! How do you like me now?

Hm. Sitemeter's slowing to a crawl. That's odd for a Thursday morning.
Must be my computer.

UPDATE: Now you festering sores are bubbling mean things about me, too.
FINE.

Weakness is provocative, Ace.

Upping the ante: now in addition to bannination, AOSHQ will be sending Hollywood star Verne Troyer over to each and every one of your homes to shiv you in the leg with a knitting needle.
How do you like them apples?

Yeah, Verne Troyer is a big AOSHQ fan. He actually emailed me to volunteer. Came up with the whole idea himself. Already had most of you mapped out on his car GPS.
Pretty scary little dude, to tell the truth.

Oh man, This could be bad. I feel terrible. Look, if you see him pull up to your house, pour a line of wood ashes across your front step. He can't cross the ashes.

posted by Laura. at 10:25 AM

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