Joe Biden Confuses Barack Obama For Geico Cavemen

Biden's all impressed with Obama because, it seems, he uses soap.

I'm not sure I care about this story, but everyone else seems to, and I guess it's kind of fun to knock Joe Biden, who, ummm, is "running for President," he says, in much the same way this is a "very smart military blog."

P'Shop: El Capitan already made the Geico connection:

Obama Messiah Watch: The media and Democratic Party (but I repeat myself), being simultaneously stupid, out-of-control true-believer partisans, and pretty racist, is now just praising Barack Obama for crap that anyone can do. Slate's generally-useless Tim Noah has started the Obama Messiah Watch to document this phenomenon. First entry? Lavishing praise upon Obama for actually managing to take coherent notes as a student:

In [political science professor Roger] Boesche's European politics class, [classmate Ken] Sulzer said he was impressed at how few notes [italics Noah's] Obama took. "Where I had five pages, Barry had probably a paragraph of the pithiest, tightest prose you'd ever see. … It was very short, very sweet. Obviously somebody almost Clintonesque in being able to sum a whole lot of concepts and place them into a succinct written style."

And now Joe Biden is praising Obama's Christ-like perserverence in managing to shower five or six times a week.

Good Lord.

Coming Soon: Hillary! praises Obama's "moderation" in "limiting himself to just three or four carjackings per year."

posted by Ace at 04:52 PM

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