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September 12, 2006
Truthers + Hugo Chavez = True Love 4eva [Jack M.]
Well it appears that those brainiacs behind the whole "truthers" movement have found a soulmate. Maybe e-harmony's system of matching people based on their compatible abilities to split atoms using nothing more than the power of their minds really does work!
Because, if this report can be believed, it appears that Venezuelan Strongman Hugo Chavez has placed Dylan Avery on his "crush list".
I'm sensing an invitation to the Winter Formal is in the works! We'll really know if it's serious if they show up at Sadie Hawkins Day together as well.
In any event, here is what Fidel Castro's "mini-me" had to say about the notion that the United States government orchestrated the events of September 11:
" "The hypothesis is not absurd . . . that those towers could have been dynamited," Chavez said in a speech to supporters. "A building never collapses like that, unless it's with an implosion."
"The hypothesis that is gaining strength . . . is that it was the same U.S. imperial power that planned and carried out this terrible terrorist attack or act against its own people and against citizens of all over the world," Chavez said.
"Why? To justify the aggressions that immediately were unleashed on Afghanistan, on Iraq."
Chavez has said the U.S. launched those wars to ensure its political and economic power.
The U.S. government says al-Qaida chief Osama bin Laden masterminded the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.
"A plane supposedly crashed into the Pentagon, but no one ever found a single remnant of that plane," Chavez said, citing a television program he had seen on Venezuela's state television.
In an earlier thread, someone took me to task for calling the Loose Change proponents "anti-American".
I wonder...whatever could have given me that idea?