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September 12, 2006

Cool Facts about Monkyboy

We've been touched by greatness.

The same troll that has spread his simian poo at sites like Captain's Quarters, Roger L. Simon and the august Becker-Posner blog has graced us with his presence.

He's like an uber-troll, the Johnny Cash of troll-dom - he's been everywhere.

And, as we say in Maine, he's numbah than a pounded thumb.

It has been awhile since the Morons™ at this thread have had a chance to play Whack-a-Troll with a true legend. We're like cats in a way. Every once in awhile, we need to bat around a terrified mouse, just for fun.

I'll begin with a classic.

Monkyboy had a hot date once. He told the girl he wanted to "make love to her in the worst way."

He ended up attempting to copulate with her armpit.

So have at it!

(Hey, at least it isn't another stupid music video)


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