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"Three Texas Men" Suspected In Planned Attack On BridgeFederal authorities helped with the investigation into a possible terror threat to the Mackinac Bridge. The FBI office in Detroit worked with local law enforcement authorities before the police arrested three men in Caro on Friday. Officers found about 1,000 pre-paid cell phones in their van. Police in Caro arrested the three Palestinian-American men after they allegedly bought 80 of the phones at a Wal-Mart store in Caro. Hmmm... sell phones with key components (charger, SIM card, battery) removed for more money than they cost retail. Sounds like a hell of a business model to me. 1) Buy at retail, not wholesale, or even discounted, prices. 2) Strip out phones of key components usually thought necessary for ordinary use of the phones. 3) Travel to terrorist-friendly Michigan and sell these phones for a greater mark-up than retail. 4) Profit. The men allegedly traveled to several states to buy pre-paid cell phones, despite policies at many stores limiting purchases to two or three phones at a time. Police in Wisconsin say these three men also bought phones in their state. A clerk who helped them says she suspected something fishy. Barb Bessert, a clerk at a Dollar General store, says, “When they buy more than a couple. Because they are 20 dollars apiece. So, that's like 80 bucks. But, they don't buy the minutes for it. Just the phone." Yeah, that must be it. They got busted on a trumped-up LUI (Living Under Islam) charge. I like the fact she threw in a "y'all" to sell the Texas Wife of a Texas Man thing, and that she apparently didn't say it right, requiring the reporter to render it as "ya'll." The Three Texas Men: Louai Abdelhamied "Jim Bob" Othman, aka "Fat Cattle" Othman Adham Abdelhamid "Billy Ray" Othman, aka "Houston Sweet" Othman Maruan Awad Muhareb, aka "Cactus Jack" Muhareb, aka"Deuce-In-The-Hole" Muhareb, aka "I swear upon Mighty Allah, I mean, upon Daniel Boone, I have seen every episode of Walker, Texas Ranger ever made, and have the Criterion Collection DVD of Lone Wolf McQaid (pbuh) as well" Muhareb
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