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February 24, 2006

The Other Other White Meat, Redux

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Severed Male Body Part Brought To Convenience Store, Heated Up In Microwave

A man walked in and asked a female clerk if she could use the store microwave to warm up something he had wrapped in a paper towel.

Concerned about an unusual odor from the oven, the clerk opened the microwave to check on the item and out tumbled what appeared to be a severed human penis, wrapped up in the paper towel.

Police were called immediately and the man ran out of the store empty handed.

“Hopefully, they're looking for the person this belongs to,” said Sandy Furman, of McKeesport.

Mmmmm... convenience store weiners.

Thanks to, ahem, "Frank."

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