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February 13, 2006

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Old but new again. Ten Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill You.

Although we know that Dick Cheney prefers to wound. Dead men tell no tales, and Dick Cheney likes having colorful, bloody stories told about him. Usually these stories include the lines, "And then all I did was call 'shotgun' as we were heading back to the car, and Dick Cheney says 'That's not how my Pappy taught me to play shotgun.' He apologized profusely, but I don't know if I should believe him, because he was giggling like a maniac during the whole ambulance ride."

Thanks to Tim Mac.

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