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February 13, 2006

Don't Read This

Seriously, don't read this.

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

What happened to good old fashioned popsicle sticks and duct tape? It always worked for me and so far, knock wood, no complaints.

Except the occasional splinter, but that's the woman's problem, not mine.

Thanks to SWOOD.

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