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June 14, 2005

9-11 Widow Wastes All $5 Mil of Government Payout

Her husband's last request was, "Build a rollerblade court in the backyard. And, also, I don't think I can sleep in peace unless you buy a seventy-foot high statue of Crazy Horse made entirely of caviar."

It's good that she was such a dutiful wife.

There's nothing sadder than someone who strikes it rich -- even under these sad conditions -- and then pisses it away.


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