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June 14, 2005
President Bush Shares Intimate Dinner With Porn Star!
Well, not really all that intimate.
Mary Carey, who ran in the California recall race primarily on the strength of her industrial-grade brasierre, will be a guest at an upcoming GOP fundraiser, attended by the President.
She says she's a "Christian."
Okay.
I guess that's my kind of "Christian." Kind of like Sister Christian of Nightranger fame, fifteen years later and a bit worn down for the wear, and working in entry-level lesbian-oriented porn.
A Special Request: Whatever you do, do not send me any links for Mary Carey hardcore. Theft of intellectual property is against the law.
Then again, who would catch you? No one, that's who.