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September 06, 2004

Sick of Oliver Willis' Crap

The other day Oliver Willis bitched himself an Instalanche by whining about Instapundit's simple statement regarding the Russian School Horror, something along the lines of For those of you who've forgotten, this is what we're fighting.

Pretty uncontroversial. But Oliver "Please link me, for I have precious little to recommend me otherwise" Willis cadged himself a couple of extra thousand of hits just by throwing a hissy fit.

I would have linked his bitching, but it seemed ludicrous he was already getting an Instalanche for such a trivial crying jag; I didn't want to add an Acelanche on top of the Instalanche. Why, that might have added another 5% extra traffic!

But now I don't have to, because Pink Flamingos takes Filet-O-Fish to task. He's got all the relevant quotes right there on his own damn site, so no traffic for Grimmace.

Upcoming: Ace accuses Instapundit of swiping his basic site design! Red, white, gray, black-- it's cyberspace brigandry, I tell you.

And if that doesn't work-- come to think of it, that red-baiting "reminder" of Why We Fight sort of was out of line, wasn't it? Who the hell does he think he is to presume to remind me about terrorism?

I'm with Captain Jollypants over there-- you know, the round kid that smells like soft cheese. File me under "outraged" to have my patriotism questioned as well. And horrified, appalled, sickened, and filled with "heart-ache" I can't manage to "dislodge from my consciousness" too.

I'm not easily offended, Lord knows, but this comment was gob-smackingly vile.

I think I might just start shrieking about Michelle Malkin and Allah, come to think of it. They're always saying things that I should probably be getting "upset" about.

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posted by Ace at 12:31 AM

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