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September 06, 2004

Clinton to Kerry: Shut Up About Vietnam

Hey-- it worked for Clinton, right?

Clinton had other good advice for the Sinking Senator, who by the way served as Michael Dukakis' Lieutenant Governor: when chatting up a willing young intern, never introduce yourself as the President of the United States. Always say that you are regional director for an auto-parts franchise based in Jupiter, Florida, and that your name is "Ricky."

Just Ricky. If she asks for your last name, just say, "What are you a narc or something?" and then deftly change the subject by telling her she has a "first-rate caboose."

If she's still hung up on that whole last-name thing, she's far too intrusive and clingy to become involved with.


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