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LOL: Anheuser Busch Throws Fratty Millennial VP Under the Bus, Stating That "No One on a Senior Level" Was Aware of the "Mistake" of Making Dylan Mulvaney the Surgically Altered Face (and Surgically Unaltered Penis) of Bud LightCome on, you know this ditz wasn't able to make this call on her own authority. But whatever, it is time to make her Fall On Her Sword. Megyn Kelly actually predicted she'd be fired yesterday or the day before. I thought she was wrong. But... once you start throwing blame around like this, it seems like an exit is inevitable for any disgraced employee, except of course Don LeMon. Is this the Woke Dien Bien Phu? Or the Woke Tet Offensive? I don't know, I don't do historical analogies. No one at a senior level' was aware Bud Light had made the 'mistake' of partnering with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney - as parent company Anheuser-Busch loses $6BN in six days Oh wait, they're not throwing Heinersheid under the bus, but sone unnamed "low-level marketing staffer"? I guess they won't be firing the Fratty Ditz. Hey guys -- I guess it was some low-level staffers in the Cincinnati office who did it all. Again! I wonder if -- when C-suite corporate types or bureaucrats get caught with their dicks in someone who's not their wife -- they say, "Honey, this isn't my dick in my secretary's mouf, this is the dick of a low-level staffer in the Cincinnati office." 'It was a mistake,' the person added. DailyMail.com has contacted AB for comment. Mulvaney's April 1 Instagram post saw the influencer showing off commemorative cans From DB. Just our little secret! Oh, and he secretly baptizes some in the sink, performing Secret (Religious) Transitions. Carpe Donktum @CarpeDonktum Carpe Donktum @CarpeDonktum Carpe Donktum @CarpeDonktum Carpe Donktum @CarpeDonktum Carpe Donktum @CarpeDonktum Carpe Donktum @CarpeDonktum | Access Comments | Recent Comments
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