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The Deal The Freedom Caucus Struck Will Guarantee Two Investigative Panels, One on the "Weaponization of Federal Law Enforcement," the Other On the Origins of COVIDA lot of the weakling fake Republicans screamed and screamed that someone was daring to challenge the establishment. It's a curious thing that people like Bret Baier told his audience every night after the election that people must be patient while they counted the votes for two fucking weeks, but then freaked out over the House voting for Speaker over the course of four days. When the Democrats demanded everyone wait for their vote count, Bret Baier told viewers to wait and be patient. When Democrats told everyone it was "chaos" and that people should freak out, Bret Baier told them it was chaos and they should freak out. Also astonishing was Bret Baier's incredible flip on Donald Trump. Baier is in inveterate anti-Trumper -- in fact, I think he's just straight-up anti-conservative; I think he's a liberal Democrat -- and yet he interrogated Chip Roy, demanding, essentially, that he vote for Kevin McCarthy for Speaker because Donald Trump told him to, and Donald Trump is apparently our Overlord whose every command must be heeded without question. The anti-Trumpers and the c*cks -- and I was disappointed to see so many people c*cking out -- were absolutely certain that it didn't matter if the Freedom Caucus extracted guarantees and concessions from McCarthy. All that mattered was that the Establishment should win, because the only important thing is beating "the crazies" and the Tea Party hobbits, otherwise known as the majority of the GOP voting base. They all insisted -- as they always insist -- that whenever rightists demand something, it's just "political posturing." But when the Establishment wants something, oh baby, that's a real as it comes. That's all about policy and the Good of the Nation, you know. Again, the only imperative is defeating the actual conservative base of the GOP. The deal between House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and 20 holdout Republicans created two special investigative panels that will look into two of the most important issues to conservatives: the origins of the COVID-19 virus and the "weaponization" of federal law enforcement agencies like the Justice Department and FBI. It's all just "political posturing," right Bret? | Recent Comments
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