Gas Station Owner Follows Biden's Orders To Cut the Price of Gas; Loses Twelve Thousand Dollars

Grampy End-of-Quote Repeat-the-Line recently demanded that small businesses sell gasoline at a loss to hide the fact that his ruinous prices were intentionally driving the price of oil to all-time highs:

President Biden @POTUS

My message to the companies running gas stations and setting prices at the pump is simple: this is a time of war and global peril.

Bring down the price you are charging at the pump to reflect the cost you're paying for the product. And do it now.

Don't you dare threaten me. Repeat the line.

Putin's Agents in the US Oil and Gas Association clowned the darling of the NeverTrump Smart Set:

US Oil & Gas Association @US_OGA

Working on it Mr. President. In the meantime - have a Happy 4th and please make sure the WH intern who posted this tweet registers for Econ 101 for the fall semester...

One apparently liberal-leaning gas station owner did obey Dictator Repeat the Line's order, and reduced prices.

And promptly lost $12,000 over the short period from when he started -- which had to be after the Dictator's Order of July 2 -- to a couple of days ago.

So here's an easy fix for the gas price crisis: Every small business gas station in the country just has to agree to lose $12,000 every four or five days until Biden's out of office.

Easy-peasey lemon-squeezy!

By the way, I think he just sold the gas at cost, which is what Dictator Puddinghead demanded. So the "lost" $12,000 was "lost" in terms of losing the money he'd make on the gas, plus the losses he accrued paying staff to give away gas at cost.

Point is, people still had to pay very, very high gas costs. Just without the 5% profit margin or whatever it is.

Anyone who listens to Biden deserves to go bankrupt. A lot of us will go bankrupt under Biden, but we won't deserve it. This mope does deserve it.

Even CNN isn't buying this smelly crap any more:

posted by Ace at 05:24 PM

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