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Obama's Foreign Policy (Disaster) Czar Ben Rhodes: Reporters In DC Know Absolutely Nothing. It's Embarrassingly Easy to Spin Them, Since They Have Zero Knowledge Base.Ben Rhodes knows nearly nothing about foreign policy. He's an aspiring novelist (that is, a non-novelist; a virgin is an aspiring sex-haver). He taught himself... something. The Aspiring Novelist Who Became Obama's Foreign-Policy Guru Spoiler alert: He didn't. "I immediately developed this idea that, you know, maybe I want to try to write about international affairs," he explained. "In retrospect, I had no idea what that meant." The perfect marriage of ignorance for Obama. His mother's closest friend growing up ran the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace... You don't say. ...which then published Foreign Policy. He sent her a letter and included what would wind up being his only piece of published fiction, a short story that appeared in The Beloit Fiction Journal. It was titled "The Goldfish Smiles, You Smile Back." The story still haunts him, he says, because "it foreshadowed my entire life." I don't know what that means. I don't care to know. ... You don't say -- so he's a fictionalist who serves a fictitious president called "Barack Obama." ... Is it? Is it startling, or inevitable?
Of course it is, darling. We're in a deeply fictitious age, eh? Now the part about how stupid the current press corps is, and how easily led into fiction by this Master of Fiction:
He means the Internet and the Nation of Dummies who drink from its stupid streams.
The left's favorite headline opening? Actually, America Retreating from the World Isn't a Sign of Weakness...
Stunned. The decayed Imperial swells of the capital probably began bragging about how easily they manipulated the dummies of Rome, too -- right before the barbarians tore the place apart. Via Evan C. and @davereaboi. | Recent Comments
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