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Health HitsFrom Blue Oyster Cult legend Buck Dharma: Important Yak Content. Scientists hunting for treatments and cures for multiple sclerosis may have found an unlikely ally -- the yak. I don't know if I want Yak DNA in my body. As a wise man once said, "History shows again and again that nature points up the folly of man." ![]() A pair of prebiotics, one of which is a non-calorie sweetener, supposedly helps protect against Alzheimer's. What's good for your aging gut may also be good for your aging brain. Now if you want to go the other way and speed up your cognitive decline, you should do what the Young Idiots are doing and use ChatGPT for everything. AI chatbots can act as a "cognitive crutch" that reduces our ability to retain information, a new study suggests. This is one of the least-surprising findings I've ever seen. Now we see what JackStraw was doing with his NIH grant. Scientists Engineered a Plant to Produce 5 Different Psychedelics at Once Good news for every male AOS commenter. Frequent Ejaculations Can Boost Sperm Quality, Study Suggests Wait, it said "ejaculations" not "masturbation sessions." I guess it says something Sad! about me that I read it as being good news for chronic masturbators. Slowed speech may indicate cognitive decline, report scientists at Obvious University's Department of No Shit. ![]() Testosterone is not always linked to male well-being, claims someone posting as "Gonah Joldberg." The connection between testosterone and well-being is weaker than many people think. Although there are clear health connections, a higher testosterone level is not always the key to well-being, according to a thesis at the University of Gothenburg's Department of Jonah Goldberg's Unfulfilled Wife. Want to increase your physical and mental performance? Take a fake pill. Even if you know it's fake it will still work because you're so gullible. Some test subjects were given placebos claimed to be a multivitamin with pro-mental and muscular properties. Some test subjects were given an "open placebo," a placebo identified to the patient as a placebo with no real benefits, but were also told that sometimes placebos could grant psychological benefits that would result in real benefits. Both groups saw benefits from the fake medicine. A placebo is "an inert treatment presented as active", according to the definition used by these authors. In medical history, placebo effects have been researched by offering an inert treatment as if it were an active intervention. This presumes that the patient's belief is necessary for the effect to occur. However, more recent literature suggests the contrary. People actually saw greater benefits when they knew they were taking a placebo. (Albeit with the information that a placebo can still produce a real world effect.) Specifically, researchers found that the placebo improved physical performance by 7% when taken under deception, and by 9.2% when taken knowingly. Cognitive performance improved, depending on the assessment test used by the psychologists, by between 12.6% and 14.6% in the case of the sham supplement (deceptive placebo), and by between 6.9% and 21.5% in the case of the placebo taken knowingly.
DNA shows that dog became man's best friend even earlier than previously thought. The discovery of the oldest ever dog DNA suggests they have been our best friends for nearly 16,000 years -- 5,000 years earlier than had previously been thought, new research said Wednesday. And now for the big question: Does anyone have any health gains they'd like to report to the group? I don't have any. I've been low-carb pretty consistently, but the only result is that I'm not gaining weight. I'm losing none. I really do have to start exercising again.
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