Saturday Night Club ONT - March 21, 2026 [D squared]

Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino. Come in in, grab a drink or 3. Make a new friend. Hang out with an old friend. Talk about your hoops bracket. It's a laid back kind of night. Let's keep it light and fun!

[Top photo: Vintage Tavern - Suffolk, VA]

Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

A desperate woman was about to jump off a cliff.

An old homeless man passing by said, "Well, since you'll be gone in a few minutes anyway, how about a quickle before you go?"

She yelled, NO! You disgusting old man.

He shrugged and said, "Fine, I'll just wait for you at the bottom."

She didn't jump.

Moral of the story: counseling works! Sometimes all you need is the right kind!

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A man and wife were sitting around the breakfast table one morning.

He said to her: "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

He answered: "I figure that you'd eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff."

She looked at him and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

Drink of the Night

Playing card cocktails - 5 of Diamonds tonight.

This early in spring, that better be a HEATED pool!

Club ONT Department of History

And drinking!

Libations of Liberty: The Top 10 Historic Drinking Sites in the US

Benjamin Franklin once wrote that the existence of wine is “constant proof that God loves us, and that he loves to see us happy.” As the U.S. nears her 250th birthday, what better way to celebrate than by visiting our historic sites … and grabbing a drink at their accompanying local taverns, saloons, and inns?

The Heritage Foundation recently released the Heritage Guide to Historic Sites, which pinpoints and evaluates museums, battlefields, presidential homes, and the like, scattered across the country. Now, you can journey through the U.S.’ past with this accompanying historic bar crawl guide.

Have you been to any of these watering holes? Any noteworthy ones that you know of that didn't make it to the list?

Club ONT Leftovers from St. Patrick's Day

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Club ONT Department of Pranks

Is it OK to feel bad for the little girl and also laugh hysterically?

The Club ONT Jukebox

Random and eclectic seems to work well at the Club!

Top 10ish Comments of the Week

Honorary Comment of the Week: terrible post, excellent response:

Club ONT is brought to you tonight by conundrums:

Club ONT management is thankful for being able to open as usual tonight. Yesterday's AOSHQ outage made us realize that we have no contingency plans in place. Please consider your individual situations and what YOU would do in such an event!

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