Iran Names New "Supreme Leader," Who Is Immediately "Injured" In An Airstrike

A commenter pointed out on Friday that there are numerous "Ayatollahs," but only one "Supreme Leader." I had mistaken the word "Ayatollah" as meaning "Supreme Leader," which it doesn't.

Gunther Eagleman @GuntherEagleman

9h

🚨Iranian state TV just announced: Mojtaba Khamenei, son of the late Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been "elected" as the new Supreme Leader! - @TreyYingst

Sometimes Trump is funny. He announced that Mojtaba did not have the endorsement of the real leader of Iran, himself, and so would not "last long" in the position.

Defiant L's @DefiantLs

3h

Trump issues a warning to the new Iran Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei,

"He's going to have to get approval from us... If he doesn't got approval from us, he's not going to last long."

Raylan Givens @JewishWarrior13

🚨 WSJ: Trump to his aides: I will support the elimination of Mojtaba Khamenei if he does not agree to give up the nuclear program

The Israelis are said to be hunting for him.

This has not been confirmed, but there are claims he's already been hit in an airstrike:

Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby

2h

BREAKING: Mojtaba Khamenei was reportedly severely injured, one of his legs has been amputated, and he may not even be aware that he is the Supreme Leader.

I don't know if I buy these reports. I first heard speculation that he had already been injured when Iran TV described him as "an injured war veteran." People took that to mean he was injured in this war. But I think they were likely just giving him some Stolen Valor to make him sound like a tough-guy hero and not an impotent dicksucking pussy.

But I imagine he will be hit shortly.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM

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