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Quick HitsPaul Sperry @paulsperry_ Paul Sperry @paulsperry_ · 14h BREAKING: President Obama and his National Security Adviser Susan Rice were so distraught after Trump won in 2016 they literally broke down and cried in front of White House staff, according to 1,100 hours of new audio and video compiled by Columbia University in cooperation with the Obama Foundation. After all they'd built, they feared their accomplishments were "at risk" of being torn down by a "con man" and a "clown." Ergo, Trump had to be stopped? From Ed Morrissey's summary of reactions to Donkey-Chomper's Mitch-McConnell-level brain glitch: Charles C.W. Cooke at NRO: Browning suggests that AOC went to Munich to insist that "wealthy world leaders must better provide for their working classes or risk their countries sliding toward authoritarianism." Apparently, he considers this exonerative. In truth, though, that is the whole problem: AOC is a one-trick pony. What she says in America is what she says in Munich, because she doesn't know how to say anything else. At some point in her life she became attracted to warmed-over democratic socialism, and since that point she has declined to learn anything more. She's a meme, an avatar, a vibe. In her interview with Browning, she griped that the press had focused on "any five-to-10-second thing" from her remarks. But of course it did. She is a five-to-10-second thing. She is a limerick competing with a bunch of novels. What did she think was going to happen? Advertisement Wait, I don't understand -- does Jake Tapper use Twitter for self-promotion? ![]()
At the age of 58, Gavin Newsom just discovered he's "dyslexic." This discovery comes as the wealth white straight (???) man enters a primary in which black/Jamaican/Indian immigrant woman Kamala Harris is leading. He needs a way to claim "Buh I'm a minority too." And his Delayed Realization Dyslexia will fill that bill.
Newsom went into Total Shrieking Pansy Mode and whined that by saying he's historically illiterate, Ted Cruz was Dog Whistling about the dyslexia that no one believes Gavin Newsom actually has.
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