Revealed: The Erotic Poetry of... Eric Swalwell?

Is it fart-porn? I understand he's a flatulence exhibitionist. Butt-trumpets right on national TV.

California gubernatorial hopeful Eric Swalwell once penned a graphic, sex-charged college poem boasting of lovers "kissing till veins imploded and exploded" -- with "blood rolled down our chins," according to a report.

The Democrat, now running for governor, wrote the eyebrow-raising piece when he was a 19-year-old student enrolled at Campbell University, where he contributed to the literary magazine "The Lyricist" and also penned a column for the student newspaper, according to Daily Mail.

The poem, titled "Hungover From Burgundy," describes two partners meeting atop a hotel before having "formless and magnificent" sex in a "flurry of limbs and nails," with the narrator appearing to relish being bitten.

"While I screamed / She bent her lips to mine," the passage reads...

That's "The Royal She." Xe means ximself.

... adding the pair kept kissing "till veins imploded and exploded ... For bounded mouths cannot speak of parting."

"And there beauty was, formless and magnificent -- a flurry of limbs and nails. She chased and I ran, I chased and she ran," Swalwell wrote in the poem.

"Atop my hotel she stopped, and I lept for cloth and tan, my anxious arm she bit -- my scar is beautiful."

Swalwell continued: "While I screamed, she bent her lips to mine. Kissing till veins imploded and exploded, till blood rolled down our chins, for bounded mouths cannot speak of parting."

"In the morning, I awoke beside beauty's shadow -- her form sloppy and her legs pale. My scar lost, my lips cracked and dry. And we groaned simultaneously."

It's so gay my dick just asked about garrett's mountain bike.

I'm going to use my psychic powers to read Eric Swalwell's gay mind.

Thanks to Piper.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM

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