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Tuesday Overnight Thread - February 10, 2026 [Not Doof]![]() Good evening Horde. The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the post-cafe overnight variety. I know what you're thinking. Where's Doof? This Tuesday night ONT looks suspiciously like a Wednesday night ONT. If a Wednesday night ONT is posted on Tuesday night, is it still a Wednesday night ONT - just misplaced on the time-space continuum? or has the posting on Tuesday transformed the Wednesday ONT into a Tuesday ONT at a molecular level? So many questions. TRex is just a dinosaur with a small brain and short arms. All I know is that Doof is detailed elsewhere this evening, so it is you and me. Glad you stopped by and pleased you've chosen to patronize the ONT. Happy to spend a little interweb time with my favorite Morons. What will happen tomorrow night? Tune in tomorrow and find out! In the meantime, an ONT means another edition of very random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and sit a spell. Pants are optional regardless of the day. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. [Top photo: Matterhorn, Switzerland] ![]() ![]() Department of Music This isn't a music thread, but since most posts end up being a music thread at some point, let's just shortcut the process. All hail the bass player. Do bass players get enough credit? Oh sure, the lead singer screams and yells and winds up the crowd. The lead guitarist unleashes solos in the spotlight. To be fair, it is all about the drums, but the bass player is the unsung hero. But how many bands are driven by the vision of the bass player? Les Claypool from Primus - Bonus trivia nugget - Claypool auditioned for Metallica in 1986 following the death of Cliff Burton, but was rejected because his eclectic, "funky" style did not match the band's metal direction. Despite his high school friendship with Kirk Hammett, he was deemed "too weird" and "too good" to simply fit into their existing sound, leading James Hetfield to suggest he pursue his own band. Cliff Burton was a force of nature and made some of Metallica's best music, but arguably the band was driven by James and Lars. Lemmy Kilmister from Motörhead - Steve Harris from Iron Maiden - Maiden doesn't sing about sex, drugs and rock n' roll. They sing about for what lurks in the darkness, British military history and Samuel Taylor Coleridge poetry. With a few exceptions along the way, Harris wrote most of the music and lyrics from the very beginning. Impressive body of work. For what its worth, as with Metallica, TRex prefers the older stuff.
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