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Thursday Overnight Open Thread - February 3, 2026 [Doof]![]() Welcome to the Tuesday night ONT. So glad you could make it! Feel good story 13-year-old Ditches Lifejacket and Makes ‘Superhuman’ Swim to Save Family Swept out to Sea A 13-year-old boy has been hailed as a hero after swimming 4 hours through rough seas to rescue his family. 2 hours of swimming?!? Wow, way to go young dude! ----- Speaking of good stuff from the younger generation
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----- El Rushbo used to talk about "demonstrating absurdity by being absurd". This guy would make the Maha Rushie proud!
His name is Josh Seiter. Check out his X account. ----- Vehicles used to be a lot cooler. Any of you out there willing to admit you're not really 29, and you remember wraparound windshields? Why Automakers Abandoned Wraparound Windshields After The 1950s ![]() The wraparound windshield once was a trend in the automotive world. It's a design solution in which the windshield is built forming a curve toward each side of the cabin. As a result, the frontmost pillars, the ones between the windshield and the front window of each side, are displaced away from the car's front end, and the window next to it becomes narrower. That solution has been used on the rear windshield, too, where the wraparound design displaces the rearmost pillars in the opposite way — or, sometimes, wraps around the other way. Check out the whole thing. Article contains some cool links to other car stuff. ----- Do not even try to pretend THIS guy has a dildo! ![]() ----- Those of you who were here on Sunday night were treated to an amazing sunset photo from lurker "Howard in Alberta". I previously featured one of his sunrise photos. Anyway, there were some questions in the comments about his photo Did Howard in Alberta say where that pic was taken? I'd have to go about 30 miles West to see the Rockies like that. They are just below the horizon for me. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2026 11:09 PM (8zz6B) ** Maybe he's lurking and will chime in. If not, I will ask him. Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2026 11:15 PM (QMAsf) ** That line of brush looks like a caragana hedge. Commonly planted all over Alberta and Saskatchewan as a windbreak. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2026 11:18 PM (8zz6B) From the photographer himself! Just read the comments, and here are answers to some questions/comments: Thanks for the follow-up, Howard! Keep those photos coming!
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