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Thursday Overnight Open Thread - December 11, 2025 [scampydog]![]() Welcome to the Thursday night ONT. Thank you for braving the traffic and holiday crowds to be here - the best place on the internet to spend your Thursday evening. Been about a year since my first ONT post (with CBD patiently doing all the back end work - I figured it out eventually). Your regular host, Doof, is in parts unknown - not saying he is on a secret mission, he will be back soon with a proper alibi. Before we get started, please grab a snack and a second look at your therapy pamphlet. ![]() The year is almost over. Time for the fourth quarter, lurker roll call. Comment section is mostly bite free this evening. Let's hear from you lurkers. ![]()
![]() Nice collection of lens flare pictures here. Undergrounds - plenty of interesting and historical visits out there. Have you roamed any? Dixia Cheng, Beijing, China. The whole communist, totalitarian side of this is fascinating. Build, deny, reveal, conceal, deny (again), obfuscate. Built 1969 - 1979 as a bomb shelter - they were worried about the Soviets (how things change). It is beneath Beijing and has somewhere between 33 to 53 square miles of tunnels - near Tiananmen Square (Walz was not there). A decade or so of black market living quarters, eventually squashed by the government. Much of the system/network of tunnels is now sealed off and closed to the public. The subterranean world of Dixia Cheng consists of a network of tunnels and chambers under Beijing that stretches across 33 square miles of underground catacombs. Also named the “Underground Great Wall” for its vastness and military purpose, the tunnel complex was dug by hand by local citizens throughout the 1970s to serve as a shelter during invasions, air raids, or nuclear attacks. At the height of its readiness, there were more than 90 entrances to the underground corridors which were hidden in the backs of homes and businesses. Pendleton, OR. Way back days Pendleton boasted a lot of bars, 18 brothels, and what is now an underground (sounds Moron worthy). Pendleton used to be known as the entertainment capital of Eastern Oregon, and with thirty two bars and eighteen brothels, it's easy to see why this was a hot spot of the old west. Another 37 undergrounds across the world. How about some of those catacombs in Europe?
Blame the distractingly attractive person you sat next to in Biology for your forgetfulness. For anyone whose little(s) brought homework home expecting your help / decades old brilliance: which subjects betrayed you? Logarithms perhaps? Prompting a response of, "I'll drop you off early tomorrow. Go meet with your teacher." Logarithms. This helps. Simple, yet amusing.
Leaning into the education topic A few links for your perusal and feedback. Plyler v. Doe. A lot of left leaning articles out there. Send this decision back up the ladder. At least one state is currently proposing action to limit undocumented students’ access to a free, public education. Recent efforts to challenge Plyler in five other states have been paused or failed, according to an Education Week analysis. At least one state has enacted protections of this right. Dear Anonymous Professor: Pour a drink. This will validate what makes you grumpy. Better reading is deeper in the article. Bookmark for later if interested. Across a large swath of academe, teaching is perceived as a burden to be endured. Faculty bemoan heavy teaching loads. Prized faculty teach light loads, with courses “bought out” by research grants or fellowships. (Deans and department chairs similarly negotiate for reduced teaching loads.) In short, a lighter teaching load is a badge of professional success.
The White House page of Media Offender of the Week. Scroll to the bottom of the page. From there you can click the various page numbers. They're calling out: The Claim, publication, reporter, and category. THE OFFENSE THE TRUTH Spent entirely too much time on this section. What a rabbit hole. A four act musical tour. So many songs are written around love and relationships - could link a hundred for each act. Let's take a tour through the highs, lows, and the magic of it. Use link shortener if pasting songs in comments - don't blow out the margins! Sparks Fly. Music and new love? The first few weeks were always exciting. Pure dopamine, everything electric. Slow Hands - Niall Horan
Red Flag Phase. After a few weeks, sometimes things didn't go as planned. Hints that perfection may not be grounded. Eyebrow raising moments. Should I Stay or Should I Go - The Clash Sex as a Weapon - Pat Benatar *** The Real Thing.Time and making it past phase two comes the, "Holy crap, this might be the real thing phase!" Still the One - Orleans Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton *** And when things really didn't go well.
Ex's and Oh's - Elle King Was going to add Buck Cherry here. Reconsidered. *** Silly season. Why not.
The jesters and confused ones are always trying to box in the patriot. ![]() How did Nutcrackers Become a Christmas Tradition? Meet Wilhelm Friedrich Füchtner Wilhelm Friedrich Füchtner (1844-1923), hailing from the quaint town of Seiffen in the Ore Mountains of Germany, is known worldwide as the “Father of the Nutcracker.” For good reason, as he created the world’s first mass-produced nutcracker around 1870 with a water-powered lathe, revolutionizing the craft and saving himself from the laborious task of carving each statue by hand. Christmas traditions. Plenty in the scampyhouse. Favorite: Kids can get after their stocking whenever they awake. The presents wait until the cinny rolls are baked and mom has a cup of coffee. What are your traditions, Horde? Track Santa Come Christmas Eve, it's time to track Santa Claus as he delivers presents! Kiddos can use a computer or phone to follow Santa's journey from the North Pole, thanks to the free tracker from NORAD. The suspense is just magical! This ONT brought to you by: Wrapping presents. ![]() More wrapping fails.
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