Oh No! Ladykiller Alec Baldwin and His Wife from Barthelona Are in Marriage Counseling Due to Their Age Difference and Language Barrier But Mostly the Age Difference

Reached for comment, Alec Baldwin was quoted a saying, "Get that f***in' camera out of my face you g***** slippery-assed f****t! I'll stab you in the throat with my keys!"

And then he shot a postman.

The Daily Mail, or as I know it, the Daily Mail UK.

Alec Baldwin's wife Hilaria has revealed she and the Hollywood star have therapy to navigate their 26-year age-gap - and admitted she lost part of her identity after their marriage.

¡Aye! ¡Dios mio! Yo perdé mi identidád!

Speaking on Caroline Stanbury's Uncut And Uncensored podcast, the 41-year-old mother of seven opened up about the challenges of her 13-year marriage to the Rust star, 67.

'I don't believe that age is just a number, at least in our situación,' she said.

¡ Aye! ¡La edad no es solomente un numero!

'There are certain things where I have to look at him and digo, he has 26 more years of experience. And sometimes that's a flex, and sometimes that means that we need to do un poco therapy. And sometimes, he takes out a gun and wings me in el corathon.'

I'm adding back a little of the Spanish sabor she's omitting, and I touched up that last oración.

The former yoga instructor, who was recently voted off this year's Dancing with the Stars, added that while much has been written about her supposedly pushing for a large family, it was in fact Alec who was 'the instigator'.

'Can I tell you, he'd have more,' she said. 'I'm the one who's like, no more, thank you very much. He would have more. He's the second oldest of seis.

Aye no papi, no grathiah. No más, por favor. Tu pinga no es rica.

I think I've seen this pelicula before.

Hilaria also reflected on the personal toll of becoming 'Alec Baldwin's mujer' - and how she has struggled to define herself outside of his fame.

'I think in many ways, I did lose una parte di my identity when I married Alec,' she confessed.

She found it again by watching old videos of Charo. Hoochie coochie!

'That was not only other people talking about me for the first time on a very massive level.... when people hablar - I posted this on my [Instagram] stories, this woman said, you need to be able to really articulate and know what your identity is, because otherwise you're going to just get it from other people because todos el mundo es going to have an opinion.

First world/third world problems, am I rite? If only the most pressing problema en mi vida was mi identidád.

...

She continued: 'I'm a recovering people pleaser. I want people to be pleased around me. I like people to feel warm and good and happy when they're with me.

But when people come and they say these things about me - "You talk funny", "Why do you have so many kids?", "You're married to this guy who's so much older" - I internalize it and think, "oh my god, is there something wrong with me?"'

Tengo un doler di mi corathon!!!

She knows the English word "internalize" but she struggled to come up with "cucumber."

She also revealed that she's now learning to reclaim her sense of self.

Hilaria explained: 'I haven't been as clear as I should have been with myself about my identity. But that is the gift that I'm getting now. That's the gift of the lemons that I'm turning into lemonade.

'People can say this or that - I cannot stop them. But I can know myself in a way that hopefully it won't give me that nauseous pit in mi estomago that I've experienced tan mucho tiempos.'

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As for her advice to other couples with significant age gaps, Hilaria said the key is recognizing differences without diminishing either partner.

'I cannot expect him to be 41. He cannot expect me to be 67. But we can unite through our differences,' she said.

She's dunking on him, pointing out that she is cuarenta y uno and he is sesenta y siete.

'So many times I am 'Alec Baldwin's wife', 'and guest'. And look, in certain things, at a table, I don't care. But when you're in your home, that can't be. I'm not a supporting character - I'm a main character.

No Lucy joo cannot sing tonight at the Club Babaloo. No Lucy, ¡ No!

She was eliminated by audience vote on Bailar Con Las Estrellas last month.

She dressed like Princess Leia, trying to tap into that Guerra de Las Galaxias vibe, and still lost to... Andy Richter? Dressed like, what, a chef from Ratatooie? Dancing with a rat?

People watch this?

So embarrassing. Of all the Star Wars themes to dance to...

She's taking a dig at Alec Baldwin in that clip. Do you see it?

She's dressed as Princess Leia. But who's her partner dressed as?

Not Luke Skywalker. Not Han Solo.

Her partner is dressed as... Obi Wan Kenobi.

I wonder if she means "Old Ben" Kenobi, a crazy old hermit who lives in Malibu.

She's dunking on "Old Alec" again.

I'm starting to me gusta Hilaria. Ella es divertidisima!

And she's humiliating him. Apparently video of Alec Baldwin watching his wife dance with a hot foreign stud went viral. He looks like a cuck who thought he could handle watching The Paolo tomar his wife but now he's thinking maybe they should just have watched an Emmanuel movie.

Grathiath to gp.

posted by Ace at 02:10 PM

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