Historic: America's Least-Closeted Closeted Homosexual Senator Proves That Gays Can Still Marry Women for Political Reasons

The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker (TM), who pretended to date LGBTQ-friendly actress before his 2016 presidential run, effectively announced his 2028 presidential run by "proposing" to woman.

Some think the angle here is that she looks like Rosario Dawson. I don't.

I think the story here is that he's gay but proposing to a woman, just like Obama Barack did, to further his political career. You can only "make love to men, but in your imagination" for so long before the public gets suspicious.

In the below story, I've added quotation marks where appropriate and accurate.

Sen. Cory Booker gleefully announced his " "engagement" " to " "girlfriend" " Alexis Lewis on Instagram Tuesday afternoon, and the internet is already buzzing about his "betrothed's" striking resemblance to a famous "ex."

"I'm thrilled to share: Alexis and I are 'engaged'!" the New Jersey Democrat wrote, adding, "I am savoring the soul-affirming wonder of everyday life with my partner, best friend, and now my fiancée."

Partner, huh?

First "straight man" ever to call his girlfriend/fiancée his "partner."

Lewis and Booker, 56, have been "dating" for about a year and a half, and "share a home" in Washington, DC, he told the Washington Examiner earlier this month.

They went from "dating" to "living together" to "engaged" in a year and a half.

I'm sure the political calendar has nothing to do with the pace of this "romance."

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Dawson, 46, and Booker ended their "romance" in 2022, but remain good "friends," People reported that year.

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In April, Booker set a "record" for the longest "speech" ever given from the "floor" of the upper chamber, claiming to have "abstained" from food and water before "delivering" a rambling, "25"-hour oratory.

Okay I might have gone a little overboard with the quotation marks in that last sentence, but seriously, this whole story is a bucket of turds.

posted by Ace at 04:30 PM

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