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September 02, 2025

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (9/2/25)

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[Mystery Click long distance dedication to The Fabulous]


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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

First, we agreed on a simple definition so that my daughter, Rosy, could easily identify UPFs at the store. Scientists have yet to agree on an easy way to classify these foods but generally agree that they consist of ingredients like preservatives and emulsifiers that aren’t found in home kitchens. We decided that if a food had an ingredient that we don’t use or could barely pronounce (e.g., maltodextrin, soy lecithin, guar gum), then we wouldn’t buy it. Michaeleen Doucleff


Quote II

“The council has let us down… migrants were more important than the British people.” – Orla Minihane


Quote III

“Every genocide enabler, look at this room motherfuckers — we ain’t going anywhere.” Rep. Rashida Tlaib (Muslim Extremist-MI)



I wonder who could replace this stellar living gas bag? NY Congress critter Jerry Nadler will not waddle for reelection.

“Watching the Biden thing really said something about the necessity for generational change in the party, and I think I want to respect that,” Nadler, 78, said, adding that a younger successor “can maybe do better, can maybe help us more.”

Nadler refused to comment on who should be his successor or whether he believes anyone else in Congress should follow his example and retire due to his advanced age.

“I’m not saying we should change over the entire party,” he said. “But I think a certain amount of change is very helpful, especially when we face the challenge of Trump and his incipient fascism.”


That fat fvck couldn't run even if there was free ice cream in front of him. Good riddance, ***SPITS***


I believe the following story (if true) really shows how haughty the DEI recipients really are. The days of hiding in the shadows and/or under rocks are over.


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It's been awhile since I've provided some Paul Joseph Watson.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Cold Front Experience Emporium


On this day in history. Something happened. Hey, I'm subbing, you're being spoiled.


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Who the fvck has a shovel handy at wrestling practice? The obvious answer: Genius Award Winner.

The coach of the wrestling team, who hit a middle school player on the head with a shovel, has received the highest disciplinary action of expulsion.

The Korea Ssireum Association announced on the 28th, "We have expelled the coach of a middle school in Gyeongsangbuk-do Sangju, who caused controversy due to the middle school wrestling team shovel assault incident


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