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July 17, 2025

Babies Babies Babies Cafe

by Max Ellis
This deer is a forest-creature health and beauty influencer
He's up at 5am and right into 100 crunches and
20 minutes of gratitude meditation and vision board manifesting

Baby elephant who stole sugar cane tries to hide.

You've decided to cover your pool for the season. Your dogs disagree.

The dog in the airliner seats in front of you is bored and would like to be friends.

Chickens may have a robot infiltrator in their midst.

My turn again!

Nice try, Chester.

When a horse wants your apple, eventually the horse is gonna get your apple.

Pickles the orphaned wild duck loves his human sister.

Archival footage from The Dark Knight, before Heath Ledger replaced the original Joker, Kermit the Frog.

Dog helps a toddler take his first steps.

Some butts just need an scratching.

Girl on a rollercoaster might be a narcoleptic.

Some videos about little goo-goo babies, from The Patriarch Tree:

Baby discovers the feet.

This baby is a natural-born leader with the blazing hypnotic eyes of a young Adolf Hitler.

Baby-care tip: If your baby is crying, hit him with an unexpected stimulus so that he's silently confused instead.

The reaction to fire tells me that this baby is a boy.

11. Baby grabbed his aunt’s phone at the wedding and reached ultimate toddler happiness..pic.twitter.com/Tgmcix8gOF
— Wolf of X (@tradingMaxiSL) July 15, 2025

I can do that..🐈🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/CjKhkj9yPK
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) July 17, 2025

13. Loyal dog unexpectedly joins his newlywed parents for their first dance as a married couple pic.twitter.com/mDGsCXLz9W
— Varsha Singh (@varshaparmar06) July 15, 2025

More dress-up for the golden who likes to wear fairy wings. No fairy wings this time, just pretty sun-dresses.

She knows she's beautiful..🐕🐾💃👜😍🙂 pic.twitter.com/yqGls0NKPt
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) July 17, 2025

posted by Ace at 07:23 PM

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Chickens may have a robot infiltrator in their midst. My turn again! Nice try, Chester. When a horse wants your apple, eventually the horse is gonna get your apple. Pickles the orphaned wild duck loves his human sister. Archival footage from The Dark Knight, before Heath Ledger replaced the original Joker, Kermit the Frog. Dog helps a toddler take his first steps. Some butts just need an scratching. Girl on a rollercoaster might be a narcoleptic. Some videos about little goo-goo babies, from The Patriarch Tree: Baby discovers the feet. This baby is a natural-born leader with the blazing hypnotic eyes of a young Adolf Hitler. Baby-care tip: If your baby is crying, hit him with an unexpected stimulus so that he's silently confused instead. The reaction to fire tells me that this baby is a boy. 11. Baby grabbed his aunt’s phone at the wedding and reached ultimate toddler happiness..pic.twitter.com/Tgmcix8gOF — Wolf of X (@tradingMaxiSL) July 15, 2025 I can do that..🐈🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/CjKhkj9yPK — 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) July 17, 2025 13. Loyal dog unexpectedly joins his newlywed parents for their first dance as a married couple pic.twitter.com/mDGsCXLz9W — Varsha Singh (@varshaparmar06) July 15, 2025 More dress-up for the golden who likes to wear fairy wings. No fairy wings this time, just pretty sun-dresses. 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