Saturday Night "Club ONT" June 21, 2025 [The 3 Ds]

Welcome to Club ONT! A collaboration of your Sunday through Wednesday ONT Crew - The Disco, The Doggo, and The Dino. For those that didn't skip town, let's keep the fire pits burning and the sharp commentary rolling.

There's obviously some major news breaking this evening, and thoughts may be running amok. This thread is open for discussion-whether you want to dive into the serious stuff or just take a break and enjoy the light-hearted content and comments.

Saturday Night Joke and Other Funnies

A man walks into a bar and says, "Quick! Give me a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts!"

The bartender shrugs and pours him a shot. The man grabs it, downs it, slams the glass on the bar, and says, "Quick! Give me another shot before the trouble starts!"

The bartender pours another. Again, the man drinks it fast and slams the glass down. "Quick! Give me another shot before the trouble starts!"

The bartender, now curious, says, "Okay... but when are you gonna pay for these drinks?"

The man sighs and says, "Now the trouble starts."

One day, a gynecologist got bored with his job. He realized that he had spent many years training with his hands and decided he would switch to careers to something else that he could use his hands with. Not wanting the stress of being a medical professional, he decided to attend vocational school to learn to be an automotive mechanic. He attended all the classes and studied diligently.

The final exam tested his ability to take apart and reassemble an engine. When the results of his final exam came in, he was perplexed. It showed that he got 150% on the test. The doctor figured this had to be a mistake so he called his instructor at the vocational school.

Doc: "There must be some mistake. It says I got a 150% on the final exam. Could you explain that?"

Instructor: "For the first part of the test you took apart the engine perfectly. That counted for 50 points of your test. Then you put the engine back together perfectly. That was another 50 points. But those last 50 points? That's because none of us have ever seen anyone do it through the muffler before."

Club ONT On Location!

Earlier today, a bunch of Hordelings assembled at a super secret location somewhere near our nation's capital. NoVa MoMe 2025 is in the books. Many thanks to WeaselBell Productions for organizing another outstanding event!

2 of the 3 D's, The Disco and The Dino, were there for the fun. The Doggo got distracted by a chew toy and was unable to attend. That's OK, he's still a good boy.

Tonight we are happy to bring you some wit and wisdom from some of the MoMe attendees. Some of these comments were overhead, some were provided in writing.

As seen on the menu at the MoMe: Mocktails - You order them and we mock you

- observed by blaster

"I need a drink."

- Old Lady Emhoff

The most confusing comment of the day:

"Happy to see everyone again!"

- Beth, who isn't coming

From a lurker and first time attendee, when asked why she doesn't comment:

"For the longest time I didn't know how to find the comments, so I just read the content."

Also from the lurker lady, after finding out she was sitting near TRex, the host of the Hobby Thread:

"I love the Hobby Thread!"

[Disco says - this was likely after she received a twenty from The Dino]
[Dino says - no idea what you're talking about. She loves pictures but reads the posts for the articles. ]

A common theme

"Wonder what Piper would say about Horde MoMe fashion choices?"

"Can't wait to see Piper's fashion write-up of the NoVa MoMe."

"Don't try to get a quote from me, Disco Boy - or you might get shivved."

- Bluebell (OK, maybe she didn't say that, but she was probably thinking it.)

"If you have nothing to say, it's alright"

- Doof, as told to Jinx the Cat

We end with the comment of the day. It warrants a photo, not just a transcription

We are unaware of any arrests, unpaid bar tabs, or drunken marriage proposals that may have occurred at this year's NoVa MoMe. And frankly, we wouldn't tell you about them even if we did know about them. To be sure you don't miss out on MoMe details, you need to be there!

If you haven't done so, the Club implores you to make your plans to attend TxMoMe-10 in October. No excuses -- just be there!

Important stuff for Morons visiting the DC area

10 Of The Best Breweries In Washington DC That Are Lager Than Life

Read more: 9 D.C. Bars You Need To Visit At Least Once In Your Life

Hop to it. What the ale are you waiting you? Maybe you need a porter to carry your bags?

Rooftop Bars & Restaurants to Check Out in DC

Are otters dangerous ? pic.twitter.com/hcDEeOnNp8

— Anticommie (@QueenAnticommie) June 12, 2025

Drink of the Night

Bow and Arrow

1 oz Bourbon

1 oz Mescal

3/4 oz Lime Juice

3/4 oz Pineapple Juice

1/2 oz Simple Syrup

Add all ingredients to shaker - with ice. Fine strain and garnish with pineapple fronds.

Argue about bows.

Club ONT brings you "King of the Eddies" Music

With so many Eddies in music to choose from, which one carries the honor of the Club ONT mystery King of the Eddies link? Eddie Van Halen? Eddie Rabbit? Eddie Vedder? Eddie Murphy? Eddie from Iron Maiden? Eddie Hazel? Eddie Kendricks? Eddie and the Cruisers?

You'll have to click to find out.

Did we miss any other Eddies?

No mysteries here - just stuff that rhymes with Eddie

Top 10ish comments of the week. Or thereabout...

Club ONT brought to you by: Raffle Tickets. Keeping hopes alive and expectations low. No Club prizes this evening - hit the comments with your storied raffle wins or the ones that got away.

Club ONT respectfully asks that patrons act with care when the DJ asks everyone to "put their hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care." The ceiling fans are lower than you might expect. Thank you.

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