Saturday Night "Club ONT" May 31, 2025 [The 3 Ds]

Welcome to Club ONT! A collaboration of your Sunday through Wednesday ONT Crew - The Disco, The Doggo, and The Dino. Tip your bartender - even if you are the bartender (self respect matters).

Does beer really need to be that complicated? How many different glasses do you really need to enjoy beer? Club ONT appreciates a good sudsy treat but we're simple folk. Belly up to the bar, pour one out for those that came before, and enjoy your overnight hours with the Horde.

Saturday Night Jokes

A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a large syringe to give him an anesthesia shot.

"No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the man exclaims

So she starts to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man says, "I can't do the gas thing either. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!"

The dentist then asks the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill. "No," he says, "I'm fine with pills." So the lady dentist gives him two little blue pills and he swallows them. "What are those?" he asks. "Viagra," she calmly replies.

"I didn’t know Viagra works as a pain killer," said the amazed man.

"It doesn't," said the lady, "But it'll give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."

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And a joke entry from our Velvet Insider, Ciampino:

He is one sneeze away from his joints filing a formal complaint.

Grandpa casually teaching his grandson how to ride a bicycle when his muscle memory kicks in…🙌

pic.twitter.com/wZaPoxJZDp

— Kevin W. (@Brink_Thinker) April 2, 2025

Drink of the Night

Spicy Bloody Mary

[The Disco's breakfast recently at the Las Vegas airport]

Spicy Bloody Mary Recipe

Bloody Mary Ingredients

FOR A SIMPLE, CLASSIC BLOODY MARY
Vodka.
Tomato Juice.
Lemon Juice.
Worcestershire Sauce.
Hot Sauce. Use a Louisiana style, like Tabasco or Crystal.
Salt and Pepper.

Suggestions at the link for making it extra spicy and also ideas for different garnishes.

What are your favorite ways to doctor up a Bloody Mary?

Club Approved Events

I thought I heard bigguns - but this will do.

The Club has questions

Is this a correct map of popular soda in the United States? Knew Mountain Dew was popular, but wow.

It was on the internet, so it must be true. Right?

Club Motorsport

This is the time of year for the Isle of Man Tourist Trophy races. Lunatics on motorcycles and sidecars hurtle around the countryside around a 37.73 mile loop on public roads. If it was easy, everyone would do it. It isn't easy. Few can do it.

Find the schedule and follow all the results on the Isle of Man TT website here.

Go onboard in 2023 for a lap record:

Future Club members

Lil bro is HYPED 😂

🎥: ro_knows_wrestling pic.twitter.com/jUSitIWHoB

— Wholesome Side of 𝕏 (@itsme_urstruly) May 14, 2025

That’s How You Do it 🤙🏻👊🏻 pic.twitter.com/CfzsxBgzaV

— Wholesome Side of 𝕏 (@itsme_urstruly) May 20, 2025

Club Music

Peter Gabriel versus Peter Gabriel: Big Time or Sledgehammer?

Adjacent to Peter Gabriel, here's a deep cut from Genesis (after Peter Gabriel left the band). One of the best song names ever. Good live version.

Club ONT in Memoriam

Been a tough week - Hot Lips from MASH, Chicago Mike from Kool & the Gang, and Alf Clauson of Simpsons musical fame.

Crew Call: Alf Clausen On How He Composes For The Simpsons

Top 10ish comments of the week. Or thereabout...

Club ONT brought to you by: Robert Mitchum.

Disclaimer: Club ONT never knowingly pours flat or skunked beer. If your beer is past its freshness date, please see one of the roaming members of Club ONT staff who will quickly remedy the situation. Beer goggles are available for sale in the gift shop but Club ONT is not responsible for what you see with your goggles or your subsequent life decisions. Complaints about the blog are not being accepted this evening. Thank you for your support.

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