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November 07, 2024

I Do Solemnly Swear That I Will Faithfully Execute The Office Of ONT

Howdy folks! Anyone feel like we're living in a movie franchise?


Jedi.jfif


Opening Remarks

Well, wasn't that election something? First of all, enjoy this:


OK. Feeling good? You should be. But we're not done yet. The job is just beginning. As we speak, they are playing the same ballot games in Arizona and Nevada. The presidency is out of reach, but they're trying to deprive the Rs of 2 senate seats.

We're at the end of 50+ years of the long march through the institutions. It's not going to be undone in one administration or even in several. Trump has every opportunity to start the process, but he's got to do everything right. I have every hope that he will, I think personality is working in our favor. He's got to have a “Fuck you. War.” attitude. Let's hope he keeps that as he staffs his administration. Caser in point: Trump AG hopeful says he wants to drag Democrats’ ‘political dead bodies through the streets and burn them’.

In the senate, they GOPe is maneuvering to replace McConnell with Thune or Cornyn. Neither one of those assholes will do anything to help unwind the leviathan. Trump needs to come out in support of someone who will help advance his agenda.

Good news is that I'm pretty sure Vance knows all this. Hopefully DJT will listen to him.

So definitely enjoy the victory, and the lamentations of their women. But after that, we have more work to do. The commies are entrenched at all levels of our government. They're going to have to be pried out with dynamite. Have a few cold ones tonight.

Tomorrow, kit up and let's fucking go!


Wasn't This The Plot Of A Movie?

Luxembourg ready to take up arms

Luxembourg has suggested the creation of a European army, given the risk that Donald Trump’s return to the White House could weaken NATO and the security of European nations. In a recent speech, Luxembourg’s Prime Minister Luc Frieden proposed this idea, specifying that such an army should be integrated within NATO and work in cooperation with the United States. "Russia’s unacceptable invasion of Ukraine has been a wake-up call," he stressed. European leaders are increasingly concerned about NATO’s future, as Donald Trump may choose to withdraw from the organization, cutting off funding. He could also decide to end military aid to Ukraine. Since Russia’s invasion of Ukraine in February 2022, the idea of a European army has gained traction, especially with French President Emmanuel Macron who has advocated for greater European autonomy.

I'm perfectly fine with Europe taking more responsibility for their own defense. The cold war is over. They're not facing the Soviet Union anymore, but a pale shadow.


Battle Of The Bulge


North Korean Troops Sent to Russia Are 'Gorging on Pornography'


North Korean soldiers deployed in Russia have reportedly accessed the unrestricted internet for the first time, with many using this newfound freedom to view pornography, according to Financial Times journalist Gideon Rachman.
"A usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers who have deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access to the internet before. As a result, they are gorging on pornography." Rachman posted on his X account.
This level of internet access marks a significant change for North Korea's troops accustomed to strict digital controls at home.

Seems they're turning Japanese.


Cleaning House

We Won and We Need to Act Like It

This is not the time to be nice. This is the time to rub their faces in their defeat. Somebody’s got to win this fight. I propose it be us. When we beat the Japanese and the Germans, we did not forgive and forget. We broke them. We exacted righteous retribution. Only then did we allow them to return in a form that would no longer threaten us. Now, sadly, the Germans can’t threaten anybody, and for too long, we had to pay for their defense, but that’s going to change under Trump 2.0. As for the Democrats, they lost and now they get to experience what losing means. They are entering the “Finding Out” phase. There are those without spines who will want to ameliorate our enemies’ pain. We will get a bunch of Romney Republicans telling us that we need to be nice and stretch our hands across the aisle and work together for a bipartisan future with the people who spent the last eight years calling us Nazis. But compromises with and concessions to communists are not what the American people voted for. They voted for us. They voted for Trump’s policies. They voted for Project 2025. Frankly, it’s an attack on Our Democracy to give our voters anything less.

See opening remarks.


Peanut's Revenge


Spring the Felon, Kill the Squirrel


Dan Longo’s beloved pet, Peanut, was seized at his home in Pine City, New York, on October 30. Responding to anonymous reports of “potentially unsafe housing of wildlife,” Elmira’s overly zealous (to put it kindly) animal control officers from the Department of Environmental Conservation showed up at Longo’s home in a convoy of vehicles. The DEC officers, numbering ten in all, forcibly removed Peanut. After Peanut allegedly bit one of the officers, the squirrel was euthanized—ostensibly to test for rabies, though squirrels “almost never get rabies,” according to no less an authority than the New York State Department of Health. But why should we expect state wildlife workers to know such relevant things?

While the officers were raiding Longo’s home, they took the opportunity to grill his wife about her immigration status. Their interest in this matter is surprising, given the state’s usual course of action: illegal immigrants have swarmed into New York for years now and are severely taxing public services, shelter space, and even schools. Violent Tren de Aragua Venezuelan gang members “hide in plain sight” in New York City’s migrant shelters. But Longo’s wife: now there’s a woman to watch.

The raid of Longo’s home lasted five hours. Longo said that the experience made him feel “like a drug dealer.” He should be so lucky. New York drug dealers and addicts can ply their trade free from government interference. Indeed, not only are they left largely unmolested across the state, but in many jurisdictions they enjoy taxpayer-funded paraphernalia.


I don't think the election turned on a squirrel, but maybe it's waking up New York.

Go Home


Message to Illegals: Winter Is Coming, So Get Ahead of It


Trump’s decisive victory this week gives him the mandate to make good on his deportation promise starting in January.

And that gives illegal aliens a couple of months to get out while the getting is good.

Mitt Romney was widely mocked during his 2012 run for the White House when he said he supported “self-deportation” as the way to reduce the illegal population. This approach, which my own Center for Immigration Studies pioneered as “attrition through enforcement,” was described by Romney as “people decide they can do better by going home because they can’t find work here because they don’t have legal documentation to allow them to work here.”

There’s more to it than just that, but the point is to get illegal aliens to return home on their own by making it impractical to stay. Romney took it too far, plaintively protesting that “we’re not going to round people up,” when, in fact, some significant number of people will have to be taken into custody and forcibly removed.


But the basic idea is sound. Persuading illegal aliens to go home on their own saves the government time and money.
And it’s also preferable for the illegal aliens themselves, allowing them to return on their own terms. They can settle their affairs, pack up their belongings, and go home for Christmas — and not come back.

Trump should also end the partnership between the government and NGOs.

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