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I Do Solemnly Swear That I Will Faithfully Execute The Office Of ONTHowdy folks! Anyone feel like we're living in a movie franchise? Opening Remarks Well, wasn't that election something? First of all, enjoy this:
We're at the end of 50+ years of the long march through the institutions. It's not going to be undone in one administration or even in several. Trump has every opportunity to start the process, but he's got to do everything right. I have every hope that he will, I think personality is working in our favor. He's got to have a “Fuck you. War.” attitude. Let's hope he keeps that as he staffs his administration. Caser in point: Trump AG hopeful says he wants to drag Democrats’ ‘political dead bodies through the streets and burn them’. In the senate, they GOPe is maneuvering to replace McConnell with Thune or Cornyn. Neither one of those assholes will do anything to help unwind the leviathan. Trump needs to come out in support of someone who will help advance his agenda. Good news is that I'm pretty sure Vance knows all this. Hopefully DJT will listen to him. So definitely enjoy the victory, and the lamentations of their women. But after that, we have more work to do. The commies are entrenched at all levels of our government. They're going to have to be pried out with dynamite. Have a few cold ones tonight. Tomorrow, kit up and let's fucking go!
Luxembourg ready to take up arms Luxembourg has suggested the creation of a European army, given the risk that Donald Trump’s return to the White House could weaken NATO and the security of European nations. In a recent speech, Luxembourg’s Prime Minister Luc Frieden proposed this idea, specifying that such an army should be integrated within NATO and work in cooperation with the United States. "Russia’s unacceptable invasion of Ukraine has been a wake-up call," he stressed. European leaders are increasingly concerned about NATO’s future, as Donald Trump may choose to withdraw from the organization, cutting off funding. He could also decide to end military aid to Ukraine. Since Russia’s invasion of Ukraine in February 2022, the idea of a European army has gained traction, especially with French President Emmanuel Macron who has advocated for greater European autonomy. I'm perfectly fine with Europe taking more responsibility for their own defense. The cold war is over. They're not facing the Soviet Union anymore, but a pale shadow.
North Korean soldiers deployed in Russia have reportedly accessed the unrestricted internet for the first time, with many using this newfound freedom to view pornography, according to Financial Times journalist Gideon Rachman. Seems they're turning Japanese.
We Won and We Need to Act Like It This is not the time to be nice. This is the time to rub their faces in their defeat. Somebody’s got to win this fight. I propose it be us. When we beat the Japanese and the Germans, we did not forgive and forget. We broke them. We exacted righteous retribution. Only then did we allow them to return in a form that would no longer threaten us. Now, sadly, the Germans can’t threaten anybody, and for too long, we had to pay for their defense, but that’s going to change under Trump 2.0. As for the Democrats, they lost and now they get to experience what losing means. They are entering the “Finding Out” phase. There are those without spines who will want to ameliorate our enemies’ pain. We will get a bunch of Romney Republicans telling us that we need to be nice and stretch our hands across the aisle and work together for a bipartisan future with the people who spent the last eight years calling us Nazis. But compromises with and concessions to communists are not what the American people voted for. They voted for us. They voted for Trump’s policies. They voted for Project 2025. Frankly, it’s an attack on Our Democracy to give our voters anything less. See opening remarks.
Dan Longo’s beloved pet, Peanut, was seized at his home in Pine City, New York, on October 30. Responding to anonymous reports of “potentially unsafe housing of wildlife,” Elmira’s overly zealous (to put it kindly) animal control officers from the Department of Environmental Conservation showed up at Longo’s home in a convoy of vehicles. The DEC officers, numbering ten in all, forcibly removed Peanut. After Peanut allegedly bit one of the officers, the squirrel was euthanized—ostensibly to test for rabies, though squirrels “almost never get rabies,” according to no less an authority than the New York State Department of Health. But why should we expect state wildlife workers to know such relevant things?
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