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Everyone Loves The ONTLadies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow legged ants. I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Admission is free, so pay at the door, pull up a chair and sit on the floor. One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys arose to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If you do not believe this lie is true, ask the blind man – he saw it too.
Good News, For Now BREAKING: Longshoremen union strike is OVER
The Longshoremen union strike is now over after a tentative agreement was made on wages. If Trump wins and they do strike, he should do like Reagan did with the ATC union. The average LS makes 200k/year and they just turned down a 50% pay increase. F 'em.
‘Smells Like P*ss’: Anonymous NFL Player Absolutely Obliterates Steelers’ Acrisure Stadium In Pol
The Athletic conducted a poll that shows multiple NFL players complaining about Pittsburgh and explaining why they don’t like visiting there. HeeHee. Pissburgh.
As a group, gay people may overwhelmingly hate Donald Trump. But they couldn’t help but fall in love with JD Vance on the debate stage Tuesday night. In the words of Gay America, he came out looking snatched.
RIP Schwan's Guy: Mourning An American Frozen Food Icon Over the years, due to changing consumer habits, Schwan's iconic yellow trucks seemed to become less visible. But there's online evidence showing that deliveries are still very active in some parts of the U.S. In 2019, Schwan's Company, but not the home delivery business, was acquired by CJ Foods. Schwan's Home Delivery was later rebranded as Yelloh in 2023. As for why Yelloh is closing, a press release cited economic and market forces and supply chain issues caused by the pandemic. Schwan's Company, however, is still in business and supplies grocery stores and other food-service outlets. Did you have Schwan's where you grew up?
“The documents clearly show that Khomeini was less heroic, and far craftier, behind the scenes,” Fattahi said. “He quietly courted the US government, making all kinds of promises about the future of core US interests in Iran.” We're still dealing with the bloody fallout from Carter abandoning the Shah almost 50 years later.
Lots of perverted details at the link if you want to go look. I'm not going to quote them.
Tim Walz Loses His Bubble Wrap J. D. Vance fans, last night your man won his own personal Super Bowl. Tim Walz fans, your guy may not be ready for the major leagues. The good news for the Minnesota governor is that there’s not a single smudge on any of his timepieces, and he can clearly see what time it is . . . because Vance absolutely cleaned his clock. Heh. Reading Is Fun
Nicholas Dames has taught Literature Humanities, Columbia University’s required great-books course, since 1998. He loves the job, but it has changed. Over the past decade, students have become overwhelmed by the reading. College kids have never read everything they’re assigned, of course, but this feels different. Dames’s students now seem bewildered by the thought of finishing multiple books a semester. His colleagues have noticed the same problem. Many students no longer arrive at college—even at highly selective, elite colleges—prepared to read books. Maybe they should go back to Fun With Dick And Jane. Seriously though, I can't get my 19 YO son to read a book for anything. He just has no interest. Fortunately he's in trade school so it doesn't matter as much, but I think it's very sad that he will never get everything I've gotten from reading over the years. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by inviting Doug Emhoff to your party:
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