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September 28, 2024

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (9/28/24)

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It is National Drink Beer Day.

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The Saturday Night Joke

2500 years ago a slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee (pronounced Get-offa'-me) was attending the first athletic festival in Greece.
This festival had no name at that time.

In those days the athletes performed naked and to prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on a drink containing saltpeter.

At the opening ceremonial parade of this first great event, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked athletic males marching toward her and she exclaimed: "Oh! Limp pricks!".
Over the next two and a half millennium that expression morphed into the word:"Olympics."

(H/T AZ deplorable moron)



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I wonder how my Christian Brother's Brandy guzzling, Red Man chawing tobacco Grandfather lived to be 95 without contracting cancer?

Drinking alcohol is linked to six types of cancer, experts say: ‘It’s toxic’

It’s long been known that no amount of alcohol is good for the body — and now new research spotlights the potential harm it can cause.

More than 5% of all cancer cases are caused by drinking alcohol, according to the Cancer Progress Report 2024 from the American Association for Cancer Research (AACR).

Among the modifiable risk factors for cancer, alcohol is the third biggest, behind obesity (7.6% of cases) and cigarette smoking (19.3%).

“Excessive levels of alcohol consumption increase the risk for six different types of cancer, including certain types of head and neck cancer, esophageal squamous cell carcinoma, and breast, colorectal, liver and stomach cancers,” said Rajarshi Sengupta, PhD, lead author of the AACR Cancer Progress Report 2024, in a statement sent to Fox News Digital.


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A H/T from Ron.


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Regular ONT readers know yours truly is a giver. And once again, it is time to give. The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM

CALL FOR BAN True horror of BBLs laid bare from sepsis to clots as mum, 33, dies amid ‘alarming rise in botched ops by rogue traders’
From all the different dangerous complications to how to spot you're at risk of nasty side effects, our complete guide to BBLs

THOUGH it feels like getting surgery and tweakments to enhance our appearance is everywhere these days, the procedures don't come without risks.

This was made especially clear with the tragic death of Alice Webb, 33, a mum-of-five who died after a Brazilian Bum Lift (BBL) operation "went wrong".


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Honestly officers I don't know how that crap ended up in my possession.

Two Delta Airlines ramp agents were arrested for smuggling more than $3 million worth of ketamine through John F. Kennedy International Airport, federal authorities said.

Leandro Alleyne and Fabian Innis were collared after they were allegedly spotted grabbing backpacks and suitcases off a just-arrived flight Sept. 19, loading them onto a baggage transportation vehicle before ferrying the luggage to a deserted area of the tarmac, according to court papers.

Neither agent had authority to remove luggage, and Alleyne was not assigned to use the baggage vehicle at the time, authorities said.


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Not only will she not get to see Disney Land. She is also a Genius Award Winner.

Police say woman with 2 children arrested at Disneyland after not paying for tickets is a repeat offender

Jessenia Diaz, 26, was seen wearing Minnie Mouse ears and being led away from the theme park in handcuffs with her two young children


So in about 20 years we will see the 3 of them on Cops.

And in the "Don't bring a crowbar to a gun fight" category, The ONT presents our second Genius Award Winner.

Man with crowbar shot after being kicked out of late-night club, police say
The shooting took place early on Sept. 27, 2024, off the 900 block of Spring Garden Street, Philadelphia police say

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