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September 14, 2024

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (9/14/24)


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The colors are changing. It must be that time of year. Everything you want to know about pumpkin spice!


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Going out in the great outdoors? Planning on drinking some beer? You probably should bring along industrial strength Deet.

Beer makes humans more attractive to mosquitoes.

here are a few ways to avoid the itch-inducing bites of summer’s biggest pest: the mosquito. Wearing long-sleeved apparel and dousing yourself in insect repellent can help, but avoiding some beverages — particularly alcohol — might further protect you. According to a 2010 study of mosquito biting preferences, beer makes humans more attractive to the paltry pests.

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On this day: September 14, 2011 - Bob Dylan
It was reported that a Swedish Bob Dylan fan had been arrested for singing Bob Dylan songs outside his ex-girlfriends house. The love-sick man had also cobbled together a group of five other men to serve as vocal accompaniment for the late-night live performance, each of who donned hoodies with their hoods up. But soon after the man began to serenade his ex, who had previously taken out a restraining order against him, she called the police, leaving 50-year-old guitarist blowin in the wind. 'I had the idea that I'd play a Bob Dylan song for her,' the man told police. (No word on which song, unfortunately.)

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He's not only a much needed school district employee he's also a: Genius Award Winner.

Goffstown Turns Down Gift and Sues Families Over Lunch Debt Instead
After rejecting a church's offer to pay off all student lunch debt, Goffstown's business administrator is taking families to court.


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