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Quick HitsDamn, I missed the National Mullet Championship!
USA Mullet Championships crown 2024 winners I got news for ya, Chief: By wearing the mullet, they've already crowned themselves as winners. The 2024 USA Mullet Championships wrapped up with bold, unique hairstyles from all corners of the country, celebrating the best in "business up front, party in the back." Contestants across three divisions--kids, teens, and adults--battled for the title of best mullet, with cash prizes and championship belts up for grabs. The Mullet Championships website is here. This guy's mullet is sublime. ![]() ABC "News" has 100% objectivity in the Trump-Harris race: Literally 100% of their coverage of Trump has been negative. 93% of their coverage of Vibe Auntie has been positive. With Kamala Harris and Donald Trump set to face off in their only scheduled debate Tuesday night, a new study from the Media Research Center (MRC) sheds light on the significant bias in ABC's election coverage leading up to the event. The study highlights how World News Tonight, ABC's flagship news program moderated by David Muir, has provided overwhelmingly favorable coverage of Harris while casting Trump in a predominantly negative light, raising concerns about the fairness of Tuesday's high-stakes debate, which will be hosted by ABC. Don't believe those stories about illegal aliens killing American birds. This is all obviously fake. Illegal aliens would never do such a thing. A second man has been arrested in the killing of a bald eagle last year in northeast Nebraska. He is charged with killing protected wildlife. Prosecutors want to give him additional time for "Painfully on-the-nose symbolism." Nate Silver boosted Trump's chances of winning the electoral college to almost 64%. Election analyst Nate Silver has boosted Donald Trump's probability of winning the 2024 election, citing momentum shifts in the latest polls. Trump now holds a significant lead over Kamala Harris. Via Instapundit, Silver thinks that the defining of Red Kam as a hard-left San Francisco "progressive" is going to start biting even harder. Harris's articulation of highly progressive positions on immigration and health care have become a talking point for the Trump campaign and one where the facts are mostly on their side. Harris has flip-flopped on some of these positions, like on Medicare for All and decriminalizing border crossings. Still, you'll probably see clips like the one above in heavy rotation in Republican attack ads. Your "vibes" are sweaty sunblasted garbage.
Thanks to Piper for that. Melania Trump: "There is definitely more to the story" of Trump's shooting than incredible levels of Secret Service Whoopsies.
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