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Dirty Jobs Cafe | Main | Daily Tech News 11 July 2024
July 10, 2024

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (7/10/24)

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The Optimistic Quote of The Day


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"We've been through a lot of simulations...and I think where we are right now…I feel confident that if we had to, if there was a problem with the International Space Station, we could get in our spacecraft, we could undock, talk to our team and, and figure out the best way to come home." Sunita Williams, 58, a former Navy service member


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The ONT does not recommend tour bus rides in India.

BUS PLUMMET Watch horror moment passenger films tourist bus veering off road and plunging down gorge leaving two children dead
Watch the above video to see the final moments before the horror crash

CHILLING footage has captured the moment a tourist bus lost control and plunged down a gorge in a horrific road accident in India.

The fatal crash, caught on camera by an onboard passenger, has so far killed two children and severely injured 20 other people.

If Ted Kennedy was alive he would be a perfect candidate for tour bus driver.


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Some people go to Arizona to escape cold and snowy winters. Some just want to go to The Poozeum.

WHAT'S A POOZEUM?!
The Poozeum is an extraordinary FREE museum and gift shop located in the heart of Williams, Arizona – The Gateway to the Grand Canyon! Visitors will immerse themselves in the fascinating world of coprolites, or fossilized poop, while indulging in an experience that goes beyond the ordinary – it's instructive entertainment at its finest, and is suitable for visitors of all ages.

Marvel at the sheer magnitude of thousands of real fossilized feces, including the eye-wateringly huge “Barnum” – the largest ever discovered! Snap unforgettable selfies next to a 4-foot-wide titanosaur poop replica, explore coprolite wonders through vibrant carnival banners, and be awestruck by "The Stinker" – a bronze masterpiece capturing the whimsy of a thoughtful T. rex perched on a toilet.

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You will probably laugh and say, "Yeah right." Financial theory provided by hairstylists and strippers Hunter Biden dancers.

‘Strippers are the first people to know’: Hairstylist says she thinks a recession is coming. Here’s why
‘I’m too poor to be blonde anymore.’


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Just because you saw it on the television show 'Reacher' doesn't mean it will work in real life. Genius Award Winners.

Women accused of murdering alleged ‘sugar daddy,’ using his severed — and still missing — thumb to make app purchases

Police have arrested and now charged two women, Tiffany Taylor Gray and Audrey Miller, for the April murder of Fasil Teklemariam, a 53-year-old man from Washington, D.C., who was hit over the head, stabbed repeatedly and then had his thumb cut off and allegedly used by his killers to access his accounts and spend his money on Uber ride-shares, marijuana and alcohol.


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