Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support
Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Contact
Ace:aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Recent Entries
DONALD JOHN TRUMP, THE 45th AND 47TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, TO BE INAUGURATED AT NOON; "CONVICTED FELON" TRIUMPHS OVER CORRUPT MEDIA AND CRIMINAL DEEP STATE
Biden Pardons: Fauci, Cheney, Milley et al Cannot Refuse to Testify About their Illegal Actions Now that They Have Immunity Due to Their Pardons Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 1/20/25 Daily Tech News 20 January 2025 Sunday Overnight Open Thread - January 19, 2025 [Doof] Gun Thread: T-Minus 17 Hours Edition! Food Thread: "Unidentified Slime," My favorite Ingredient! First-World Problems... Senile Octogenarian Molestation Suspect Begins New Career As Constitutional Scholar Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
|
« Colugo Cafe |
Main
| Daily Tech News 4 July 2024 »
July 03, 2024
Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (7/3/24)
Almighty God, Who has given us this good land for our heritage; We humbly beseech Thee that we may always prove ourselves a people mindful of Thy favor and glad to do Thy will. Bless our land with honorable ministry, sound learning, and pure manners. Save us from violence, discord, and confusion, from pride and arrogance, and from every evil way. Defend our liberties, and fashion into one united people, the multitude brought hither out of many kindreds and tongues. Endow with Thy spirit of wisdom those whom in Thy name we entrust the authority of government, that there may be justice and peace at home, and that through obedience to Thy law, we may show forth Thy praise among the nations of the earth. In time of prosperity fill our hearts with thankfulness, and in the day of trouble, suffer not our trust in Thee to fail; all of which we ask through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.
Sore loser laws? It's a left coast issue I guess. July 2 (UPI) -- A primary election in Oregon was resolved with a coin flip under state law -- but the winner of the flip was ineligible to run.
Knock, knock on Heaven's door, without permits and licenses. 'Anything but neighborly': Without permit, church charges ahead with religious festival Whatever happened to love thy neighbor as you love yourself?
Altercation between 'numerous' golfers on B.C. course broken up by RCMP There goes the theory Canadians are so nice.
There are three things that cannot be easily hidden: The Sun, the Moon, and the Truth. The following are 2 Simple Truths, 6 Rules of Life, and 3 Bonus Rules:
Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. *SIMPLE TRUTH 2:*When a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congratulations." But none go up to the man, touch his penis and say, "Good Job." Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated. *SIX RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:* 1. Money can't buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy - but* remember the asshole's name*. 3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk. *5*. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 6. No matter how rich you are, no matter how generous you are, no matter how good you look. The number of people who attend your funeral will depend on the weather, *unless there's an open bar.* *BONUS RULES:* 1. Condoms do not guarantee safe sex! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. 2. I think all politicians should wear uniforms. You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors. 3. Also, all politicians should serve only two terms -- one in office and one in prison. *This was a public service announcement**.*
Boo-Boo has some 'splaing to Yogi. Bear tranquilized, captured after unusual sighting in Chatsworth
THORNTON, Ill. - There’s a new roof going up on a house in south suburban Thornton. The old "I identify as a mother" routine did not work. Genius Award Winner. El Paso police scrambled when a woman called 911 on Sunday claiming her small child was inside a vehicle that was reportedly stolen. Police officials said it turned out the child did not exist.
Happy Independence Day to you folks. Be safe out there tomorrow with the fireworks and all the other things associated with this fantastic holiday. Happy birthday USA. | Recent Comments
nurse ratched, garbage:
"I'd still like it if biden were to spontaneously c ..."
Formerly Virginian: "I don't think the "hats should be removed indoors" ..." Blanco Basura - Z28.310 [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s]: "[i]"In fact, quite the opposite. The defendant wou ..." Congressman Al Greene: "Congressman Al Green: I will be in Washington, ..." "Perfessor" Squirrel: ""Our democracy" yet again... I doubt we will he ..." Quarter Twenty : "Oh. Never mind. ..." haffhowershower: "What comes next for the Vindmans? $20 same as i ..." m: "Bor. Ing. ..." JackStraw: ">>The issuance of these pardons should not be mist ..." Grumpy and Recalcitrant[/i][/b]: "Get on with the swearing in, some of us have to ge ..." CaliGirl: "Why do they still continue talking about our democ ..." Daytona: "is she making shit up as she goes along? ..." Recent Entries
DONALD JOHN TRUMP, THE 45th AND 47TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, TO BE INAUGURATED AT NOON; "CONVICTED FELON" TRIUMPHS OVER CORRUPT MEDIA AND CRIMINAL DEEP STATE
Biden Pardons: Fauci, Cheney, Milley et al Cannot Refuse to Testify About their Illegal Actions Now that They Have Immunity Due to Their Pardons Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 1/20/25 Daily Tech News 20 January 2025 Sunday Overnight Open Thread - January 19, 2025 [Doof] Gun Thread: T-Minus 17 Hours Edition! Food Thread: "Unidentified Slime," My favorite Ingredient! First-World Problems... Senile Octogenarian Molestation Suspect Begins New Career As Constitutional Scholar Search
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) |