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May 06, 2024

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Oh no! Police brace for pro-terrorist protests at the extremely annoying Met Gala tonight.

As fd said, "please please please, don't burn the place down!"

Or just get the good paintings out first, at least.

The NYPD is bracing for possible unrest to rock Monday's star-studded Met Gala, law enforcement sources told The Post -- as anti-Israel groups called for a "Day of Rage" protest at CUNY's nearby Hunter College.

Police security will be heightened in and around the Metropolitan Museum of Art as A-listers start descending on the iconic Upper East Side venue for the glitzy gala Monday evening, sources said.

No specific threats have been identified so far for Fashion's Biggest Night -- but everything is on the table, a police source noted, adding that protests in the vicinity are widely expected.

"We are using every tool at our disposal," a source said. "We approach this like we do all large-scale events -- examining information and applying it to a measured and calculated response should the need arise."

Oh no, I sure hope no needs arise.

Hunter "College" is one mile away, a twenty minute walk (if you aren't walking in NYC).

One ugly AWFL Karen protester already showed up and was arrested. Boy, The Regime doesn't f*** around when you disrupt one of their events, huh?

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In the interests of peace and conciliation, I have contacted the Met Gala and they have appointed me mediator in this dispute.

Here is the Message of Peace the Met Gala wants me to pass on to the protesters:

You're all talk. I was just talking with representatives of the Met Gala, and they were all laughing about what ineffectual pansies and posers you all are. The Met Gala says your "men" are all homosexuals and your women wear the mustaches your catamite "men" are too weak to grow.

Their words, not mine.

You don't have the nerve to do what has to be done at the Met Gala. You don't have the guts.

The Met Gala is laughing at you. The Met Gala says that you all shame your ancestors with your filthy cowardice.

Again, their words.

Go ahead, prove me wrong. Prove the Met Gala wrong. They dare you.

I hope these Words of Peace sooth the wounds of our nation like a fine unguent.

Also Anna Wintour says, "PS, Suck a dick, softcocks."

Unfunny former comedian Jon Stewart accurately notes the obvious, that "Biden is so f***ing old to be president," "he just shouldn't be president."

Jon Stewart said President Biden is too old for the job.

"I know liberals say, 'Don't say Joe Biden is old' -- don't say what people see with their own eyes! You can say it, he can't hear us," Stewart said during a comedy performance in Los Angeles that was streamed on Netflix.

"I know you know how f--ing old he is, and I know you don't want to say it because [former President Donald] Trump is so scary, but he's so f--ing old ... when you watch him on television, you're nervous, aren't ya?" said the host of "The Daily Show."


Stewart made the remarks at an appearance at the Netflix Is a Joke Fest, which debuted on the streaming service on Friday, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

"I'm not saying that Biden can't contribute to society, he just shouldn't be president," Stewart added.

Wow, he can see that a plainly-demented man is too impaired to be president. Can we declare him a Prophet now, or does that take three miracles or something?


From last week:

A Jewish woman was beaten to unconsciousness by pro-Hamas occupiers at UCLA while campus security refused to intervene. A group of Jewish students responded by returning to exact revenge and then, only then, did Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass (D) finally find a voice to condemn "detestable violence on campus". How convenient. How transparent.

Where was campus security? Intimidation by pro-Hamas occupiers towards students, faculty and staff, especially Jews, has been going on almost two weeks, with nary any interference from administrators.

Speaking with Fox News, professor Nir Hoftman recalled his hostile encounters with the protesters and accused them of deep antisemitism.

"This was never peaceful," he said. "Jews were not allowed to go into the campus. Jews were not allowed to go into the library. Jews were not allowed to go to classes. It was never peaceful. They're vandalizing the entire quad."

Hoftman added that there had been a "total breakdown of law and order" and denounced local authorities for restraining the police from disbanding the camp until Wednesday. To emphasize his point, he recalled an encounter he had with the protesters days before.

"You might be shocked, but I'm not -- because these people attacked me a few days ago," he said when hosts asked if he was shocked by the violent scenes involved in the police storming of the encampment.

The administrators of many of the universities hosting these encampments have either been too fearful to act or actually sympathize with the pro-Hamas brownshirts. They allowed not just the tent occupation on a public university campus to fester, but even with evidence of brownshirts' being trained ...

Hit the link to see a clip of these Hamas brownshirts training each other in (inept, limpwristed) hand-to-hand combat.


Princeton students on hunger strike are complaining about "unsafe conditions."

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There's no crying in jihad.

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Probably because she's such a hottie. I look at her and wonder what the ragweed pollen count is today. She looks like a gorgeous, succulent, gawky, adenoidal 7th-grade boy and Treasurer of the D&D Club. (The Presidency and Vice Presidency are just popularity contests, the Treasury is where real change can be made.)


Last week, a professor wrote this FaceBook letter to protesting "students":

Melinda Roth

Dear Campus Protestors

I've seen other people write to you, but I just walked among you at one of your campus encampments (GW in DC).

Here are my thoughts:

Instead of hanging out in your nice brand new paid from unknown sources green and white tents, why not send them to those displaced in Gaza who really need them? After all, you have dorms and apartments that mommy and daddy are paying for right now.

You have catered food and an all you can eat snack bar, why not send food to those you claim are starving?

Since you are skipping classes (if you are actually a student), why not go volunteer to help in Gaza? Many American Jews have gone to help in Israel on farms and kibbutzes to provide missing labor as so many Israelis have been called up to military service. If you really want to help, why don't you go where you really could make a difference for the people you profess to be supporting?

Why don't you use all the time hanging out in the quad and in your tents to learn about what you are supporting? You are supporting rape, as your signs "resistance by any means necessary" state. You are supporting gender inequality and lack of any LGBTQ rights. You are supporting a named terrorist organization. Your call for an intifada revolution is a call for more innocent lives to be lost.

Let's address that for a second. You claim to be against the war in Gaza given all the innocent lives lost -- but in your next chant you want bloodshed everywhere with your call for an intifada revolution. It is glaringly inconsistent.

Why is there not a single sign or chant to release the hostages? Innocent people have been kidnapped, including women and children and Americans. How can you claim signs that say "final solution" or "zionists pigs get out" or chants like "Burn Tel Aviv to the ground" are not antisemitic? I believe strongly in free speech, but this is hate speech.

You call each other comrades. I spent a lot of time in eastern Europe and the former Soviet Union. I can promise you that most people in the world prefer capitalism over communism.

Why block people from coming in and or taking photos, why block the press and why taunt people like me trying to engage?

If you are so proud of yourselves, why hide those faces? Why mask up? I took photos this afternoon, and every single time a protestor noticed, they put their mask back on. Real protestors are proud of what they are doing and ready to face the consequences, whether getting arrested or suspended or whatever. You are not real protestors. You are sheep. You are indoctrinated to think Israel and Zionists and even Jews are evil.

You are not on the right side of history like you think you will be. No one with hate in their heart ever is.


You're not going to believe me, you're going to call me crazy, but it turns out that Biden's biggest billionaire donors are funding the American Intifada.

Some of President Biden's big donors are funding pro-Hamas demonstrations on American college campuses. Surprised?

Politico thinks voters are dumb, so we'll pretend to be surprised. Specifically, names like Soros, Gates, Rockefeller, and Pritzker popped up when Politico did a little digging. The premise of the article is that well-funded big donor money sometimes ends up supporting groups that don't necessarily align with a donor's beliefs.
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"There may be times where a donor may give to an organization or candidate that sometimes does something that clashes with their personal view," said Kevin Conlon, who has been a bundler for Biden as well as for Democratic presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, and now advises nonprofits.

Malarkey. That is a very Clintonian statement. Wealthy Democrats know what is going on and where their money is going. You'll notice that the article wasn't about wealthy Republicans funding campus chaos and anti-Israel hatred.

Socialist billionaire George Soros is a longtime Democrat donor who is frequently singled out by Republicans as the source of funding nefarious political actions. His money only goes to Democrats, who mock Republicans for pointing fingers at Soros. The truth is that Soros and other big Democrat donors are very involved in funding organizations like the Tides Foundation. The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation also funds the Tides Foundation.

Jewish Voice for Peace and IfNotNow are two groups that are funded by the Tides Foundation. Those groups are behind the demonstrations at Colombia University and other schools. Jewish Voice for Peace makes no secret about the fact that it is anti-Zionist.

David Rockefeller, Jr. sits on the board of he Rockefeller Brothers Fund. That fund gave $300,000 to the Tides Foundation in 2022. The Tides Foundation has given about $500,000 to Jewish Voice for Peace over the last five years.


Heirs to the Hyatt Hotel empire, Susan and Nick Pritzker, give big bucks to Democrat campaigns. They donated $6,000 to the Biden Victory Fund a few months ago. They gave more than $300,000 to the 2020 campaign. If the Pritzker name sounds familiar it is because Illinois Governor JB Pritzker is a member of the family. Governor Pritzker is a close ally of Biden's and a frequent surrogate for the Biden campaign. Politico describes Pritzker as the Democrats' secret weapon.

It isn't easy being Mid:

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