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Quick HitsOh no! Police brace for pro-terrorist protests at the extremely annoying Met Gala tonight. As fd said, "please please please, don't burn the place down!" Or just get the good paintings out first, at least. The NYPD is bracing for possible unrest to rock Monday's star-studded Met Gala, law enforcement sources told The Post -- as anti-Israel groups called for a "Day of Rage" protest at CUNY's nearby Hunter College. Oh no, I sure hope no needs arise. Hunter "College" is one mile away, a twenty minute walk (if you aren't walking in NYC). One ugly AWFL Karen protester already showed up and was arrested. Boy, The Regime doesn't f*** around when you disrupt one of their events, huh? In the interests of peace and conciliation, I have contacted the Met Gala and they have appointed me mediator in this dispute. Here is the Message of Peace the Met Gala wants me to pass on to the protesters: You're all talk. I was just talking with representatives of the Met Gala, and they were all laughing about what ineffectual pansies and posers you all are. The Met Gala says your "men" are all homosexuals and your women wear the mustaches your catamite "men" are too weak to grow. Their words, not mine. You don't have the nerve to do what has to be done at the Met Gala. You don't have the guts. The Met Gala is laughing at you. The Met Gala says that you all shame your ancestors with your filthy cowardice. Again, their words. Go ahead, prove me wrong. Prove the Met Gala wrong. They dare you. I hope these Words of Peace sooth the wounds of our nation like a fine unguent. Also Anna Wintour says, "PS, Suck a dick, softcocks." Unfunny former comedian Jon Stewart accurately notes the obvious, that "Biden is so f***ing old to be president," "he just shouldn't be president." Jon Stewart said President Biden is too old for the job. Wow, he can see that a plainly-demented man is too impaired to be president. Can we declare him a Prophet now, or does that take three miracles or something? A Jewish woman was beaten to unconsciousness by pro-Hamas occupiers at UCLA while campus security refused to intervene. A group of Jewish students responded by returning to exact revenge and then, only then, did Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass (D) finally find a voice to condemn "detestable violence on campus". How convenient. How transparent. Hit the link to see a clip of these Hamas brownshirts training each other in (inept, limpwristed) hand-to-hand combat.
There's no crying in jihad. Probably because she's such a hottie. I look at her and wonder what the ragweed pollen count is today. She looks like a gorgeous, succulent, gawky, adenoidal 7th-grade boy and Treasurer of the D&D Club. (The Presidency and Vice Presidency are just popularity contests, the Treasury is where real change can be made.)
Melinda Roth You're not going to believe me, you're going to call me crazy, but it turns out that Biden's biggest billionaire donors are funding the American Intifada. Some of President Biden's big donors are funding pro-Hamas demonstrations on American college campuses. Surprised?
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