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April 12, 2024

Planet Fitness Suffers the (Checks Notes) "Planet Fitness Effect"

Coincidentally, like when Lou Gerhig caught Lou Gerhig's disease.

You know, before Lou Gerhrig got it, it was called Bert Handleman's Disease, but Lou Gehrig just wouldn't let Bert Handleman have a win.

Anyway:


Planet Fitness put out the word that it welcomed perverts exposing themselves to women in their "women's" locker rooms.

The perverts heard the call, and are stepping up.

Last month, Planet Fitness reportedly revoked the membership of a female who recorded a video of a male, who identifies as "queer LGB," shaving his legs in the women's locker room in front of a young girl in Alaska.

Planet Fitness stood by the man using the female locker room. Some patrons responded by giving the fitness franchise the Bud Light treatment, tanking its stock.

A similar incident occurred last week at a Planet Fitness in North Carolina. According to WSOC-TV, a 38-year-old bearded man stripped naked in the women's locker room while claiming to be a woman.

The man cited a Planet Fitness policy that allows members to use locker rooms, bathrooms, and showers based on their "gender identity."



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He then asked a woman to rub lotion on him and shower together before one woman called 911.

Perfect. That's what gals do in the shower rooms, right? Rub lotion on each other and have sexy showers together?

Feminists need to figure out if, as they claim, men are predatory, dangerous, violent animals that women must be protected against, or if we're just all sweet-natured good boys that you can be naked with in an isolated area without any fear.

Right now they're claiming both at the same time.

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