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March 17, 2024

Sunday Overnight Open Thread(3/17/24) I'm Not Irish Edition But My K9s Are

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The Quotes of The Day


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“He’s easily pushed around by the woke-left lunatics who renamed his family’s baseball team. “My attitude is anybody that changes the name of the Cleveland Indians to the Cleveland Guardians should not be a senator, should not be in government.” President Donald J. Trump
Considering who Ohioans vote for Katshit, DeWine, etc. I expect the RINO to win.

Quote II

“This is not an attempt to ban TikTok. It’s an attempt to make TikTok better. Tic-tac-toe, a winner. A winner,” Nancy Pelosi


Quote III

"For the last 100 years, Sam Ash Music has successfully adapted to meet the challenge of changing business conditions. As we look towards the next 100 years, the company must continue to adapt to ensure its continued success." Statement from Sam Ash Music


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The Comments of The Week


Astute. Clever. Witty. Snarky. The commenters here are the very best.


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It is a good thing MushHead despises Putin. Otherwise he would be taking notes for this upcoming November.

March 17, 2024, was formally declared by the Russian Federation Council as the official date for the presidential election. Following this declaration, the Russian Central Election Commission (CEC) unveiled the voting schedule, spanning three days from March 15 to 17.
The Russian Federation's president is elected by its citizens for a six-year term. In the 2024 elections, four candidates are vying for the presidency: Vladimir Putin as an independent candidate, Nikolai Kharitonov from the Communist Party (CPRF), Leonid Slutsky from the Liberal Democratic Party (LDPR), and Vladislav Davankov from the New People party.

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So this is the leader of the free world? What a fucking joke. And elder abuse.

WATCH: Biden Wanders Aimlessly in Rain, Karen Handlers Shoo Away Press

Today in “this is how Democracy™ works, Jack, no joke, you dog-faced pony soldier,” we have the virile president of the United States getting lost in the rain, rescued, and then shielded from public views by his frumpy, childless handlers (the press they are paid to control are surrogate children to them).


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Every time I enter an airport or government facility I am patted down. Thank you Bionic knee. The following is a sad state of affairs in the good old USA.

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Paul Joseph Watson takes a look at the fun of riding NYC mass transit. Makes me want to pull up stakes and move there ASAP. Nah, just bullshitting you.


We need more women like this and fewer Karine Jean-Pierres.


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Since Harvard was mentioned in the video above, let's take a peek at that prestigious hallowed halls of higher education.

Harvard Business School professor whose research into why people cheat and act dishonestly was found by an internal probe to have cheated and acted dishonestly, according to The Harvard Crimson, the student newspaper of Harvard University.

The nearly 1,300-page internal report into professor Francesca Gino found that she had adjusted data in at least four published studies so as to make the data fit the theories she was trying to prove, according to the New York Post.

“The committee concludes that Professor Gino has engaged in multiple instances of research misconduct, across all four studies at issue in these allegations,” the report read, according to the Post.


Her skin color is going against her. She's Italian-American. She's probably also straight and her preferred pronouns are she/her. But, I'm just spit ballin' here on these topics.

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Hey if I would have ever had a son, I would have named him Charlie. Instead I have 3 wonderful daughters. And no, none of them were named Charlie. I got myself a dog. Perhaps this selfish mother should have gotten a pet.

Mom Gives Triplet Girls Same Name - The One Meant For The Boy She Wanted

Expectant parents often find their baby journey to be difficult long before the child is even born. Name selection alone is a challenge in itself. A decision has to be made on whether to use a more common name or a unique one, and of course, what exactly that name is. What can be especially troubling is if a parent decides they really want a boy or a girl, going so far as to come up with a name for just that gender, only to be disappointed. That's just what happened to one mom who had her heart so set on having a son that she didn't even think of girl names. Imagine her surprise when she had not just one girl, but three of them. She didn't let that boy name go to waste though, instead, she used it for all three of her newborns.

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Oh goody! Young people who are clueless and unimaginative can apply for a Federal job and make a healthy buck, off of those who work for a living.

The White House plans to officially launch an online platform in April. At first, only a couple of hundred jobs will be posted, but eventually up to 20,000 young people are expected to be hired in the program’s first year. Interested candidates can apply to the positions through the portal, and the majority of the positions are not expected to require experience.

“The American Climate Corps is a story of hope and possibilities,” said Maggie Thomas, a special assistant to the president for climate change. “There’s an incredible demand signal from young people who we see as being put on a pathway to good-paying careers.”


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There is a marketplace for everything. Some items just sell quicker than others.

The craziest listings on Facebook Marketplace
Facebook Marketplace is a great place to find deals. It also makes for one of the best scrolls on the internet


Once the default gateway to the internet, today Facebook has a reputation as one of the least cool places on the web — at least for America’s taste-making young people. But, as the New York Times recently pointed out, there’s one corner of the platform that keeps the under-35 crowd coming back. Buried beneath the misinformation and photos from your high school gym teacher’s new car is Facebook Marketplace. It’s a holy land for people seeking deals, an unfiltered look at the human experience, and home to some of the most unhinged, disturbing, and delightful posts on the internet.

Facebook Marketplace has replaced Craigslist as the go-to place to buy, sell, and trade used stuff. Want to pick up a $2,000 couch for $300? Marketplace can help. Trying to get a few bucks for the rice cooker gathering dust on your kitchen counter, or that old guitar you haven’t played in years? Step right in. More people are recognizing it as a great resource for frugal consumers, but the world hasn’t woken up to its potential as a hub for unfiltered online weirdness.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Lasagna Emporium


All music tonight including the Mystery Clicks are Irish based bands and/or musicians.


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That will get their attention. And you a Genius Award.

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Fvck cancer! This is especially true for those who have not had a chance to live life. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A Touching Reunion: Delta's Heartwarming Moment With Dad
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In the midst of life's trials, moments of pure joy shine like beacons of hope. Such is the case with little Delta Davis, a three-year-old battling leukemia at St. Jude's Children's Hospital. Her journey has been one of resilience, courage, and the unwavering support of her loving family.

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