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March 14, 2024
Daily Tech News 14 March 2024
Top Story
- Hello, what's this? (Liliputing)
2024 HP Pavilion Plus 14
AMD CPU: Check, 8845HS (8 cores, 5.1GHz)
High-resolution screen: Check, 2880x1800 120Hz OLED
Upgradeable RAM: No
At least 32GB then: Check
USB-C: Check, two of
USB-A: Check, two of
HDMI: Check
Headphone jack: Check
Four essential keys: Check
Micro-SD slot: No
Actually available to buy: Yes, at least in the US
It's not perfect, but close enough.
Pricing starts at $850. That's not particularly cheap, but it's $250 less than the new MacBook Air while providing twice the memory and storage.
Tech News
- If an 8 core 5.1GHz laptop CPU just doesn't do it for you anymore maybe the Cerebras WSE-3 is more your speed. (Tom's Hardware)
900,000 cores. Yes, on one chip. Yes, it's a very big chip.
The chip also contains 44GB of RAM with a bandwidth of 21 petabyte per second, which is a lot.
Cerebras says you can link up to 2048 of these chips together in a single system, which would let you train a 70 billion parameter LLM in, uh, three minutes.
- SpaceX has scheduled the third test flight of Starship - the most important advance in spaceflight since Robert Goddard - for March 14. (WCCFTech)
Yes, today.
- Epic Games is back in court seeking a contempt order against Apple for violating its existing injunction. (Reuters)
Godspeed. You're also assholes, but to a lesser degree.
- The FBI and DHS are targeting extremist gamers... In Roblox. (The Intercept)
I'm bulldozing the whole of DC into a river of lava... In Minecraft.
- The M3 MacBook Air received a 5 out of 10 for repairability. (WCCFTech)
That's 5 points for not gluing the battery in place.
Some recent Apple products have received a score of 0, because you can't even open them without causing permanent damage. This might be grading on a scale, but at least it's an improvement.
- Let's ban TikTok! (Tech Crunch)
Thinks of the result of 170 million delusional TikTok users infesting every other social network.
Let's ban TikTok users from the rest of the world!
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