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March 13, 2024

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (3/13/24) In-Box Edition

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(Photo H/T AKA Average Guy)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“I’ll keep my promise to veto any bill making Wisconsin less safe, less inclusive, and less welcoming for LGBTQ people and kids—including this one. And I’ll be damn proud to do it.” WI Gov. Tony Evers
And if your real daughter sustains injuries from a mentally ill male, tough fucking titties.

Quote II

“By removing me from the court, my share of the decision that would support patents or other areas of intellectual property, trade secrets or copyright or trademarks, whatever comes before us, is eliminated,” The nation’s oldest federal judge, Pauline Newman


Quote III

“My decision comes as other music services, Apple, Amazon, Qobuz, Tidal, all high res, have started serving the same disinformation podcast I had opposed at Spotify. “Because I cannot leave all those services like I did Spotify, because my music would have no streaming outlet to music lovers at all, I have returned.” Neil Young.
Well, I'm happy he is going back to Spotify. Hopefully Nils Lofgren follows Young's lead.

Quote IV

“...like any enterprise, we reserve the right to make decisions about our business partnerships, and after careful consideration, X decided not to enter into a commercial partnership with the show.” Elon Musk
The black hole obtains another black hole.


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Some good news for President Trump.

CNN senior legal analyst Elie Honig said Wednesday on CNN’s “Newsroom” that Fulton County, GA Superior Court Judge Scott McAfee dismissing multiple charges in former President Donald Trump’s Georgia election racketeering case is “embarrassing” for Fulton County, GA District Attorney Fani Willis and her team.

Honig said, “I don’t think this ruling changes the type of evidence that the DA’s going to be able to introduce, but it does knock out some of the charges and look, it’s embarrassing for prosecutors. It’s a screwup by prosecutors when you bring a charge and then a judge throws it out before it even goes to trial.

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It looks like Jason Beck, Associate Director, Total Force Requirements and Sourcing Policy office of the Secretary of Defense will be a Commandant at a new Stalag camp for Morons.

Clown World Pentagon
James O’Keefe went undercover and spoke with Jason Beck, Associate Director, Total Force Requirements and Sourcing Policy office of the Secretary of Defense. Beck told O’Keefe that the only ones who should have guns are government employees. He wants the Supreme Court packed so they can’t stop legislation he wants to see as a policy maker, such as abolishing the Second Amendment, abolishing the Senate, and instituting universal health care.

He wants to use a politicized judicial system to take all of our freedoms away

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What has Joe Biden MushHead accomplished?


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(H/T Ciampino)


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Bidennomics, how's that working out?

DOLLAR Tree is set to shutter almost 1,000 stores after posting a quarterly loss on Wednesday.

The budget retailer was forced to pay a charge of over $1 billion as a result of the closure plans in the form of a goodwill impairment charge.


Let's Go Brandon!!!

HSHS and Prevea Health, a physician network that offers primary and specialty care, said they’ve begun a thorough and organized process to safely wind down services and shift patient care to other providers.

But Chippewa Falls resident Rick Flynn said he’s concerned that the remaining hospitals in Eau Claire are going to be overwhelmed trying to absorb all of the Chippewa Valley’s emergency services and day-to-day medical needs.


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You can now go to the United States Military Academy West Point and let your freak flag fly.

West Point Changes Mission Statement, Removing Values 'Duty, Honor, Country'

In a move sure to worry many that the venerable two-century-old West Point is going woke, Superintendent Lt. Gen. Steve Gilland announced Monday a change in the institution’s mission statement.

The phrase “duty, honor, country” is out — exchanged for the more amorphous “Army values.”

The United States Military Academy’s previous mission statement was: “To educate, train and inspire the Corps of Cadets so that each graduate is a commissioned leader of character committed to the values of Duty, Honor, Country and prepared for a career of professional excellence and service to the nation as an officer in the United States Army.”

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Clutch wanted to know if this was safe for The ONT. Well of course it is. Thanks Clutch.


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Are you purchasing a commercially made smoker? No says tonight's Genius Award Winner.

NORTH PLATTE, Neb. (KNOP) - The Red Willow County Sheriff’s Office said Thatcher Skolout was critically injured in a explosion Monday.

It happened at 5:15 p.m. about three to four miles south of McCook on Highway 83 near a home.

Sheriff Kevin Darling said neighbors in the area reported the explosion, but couldn’t determine the exact source. Upon arrival, law enforcement discovered a propane tank exploded. Skolout was in the process of converting the tank into a smoker. Law enforcement said it appeared he took the precautions to use water inside the tank to displace the vapor but was apparently insufficient to displace all vapors. While attempting to cut the tank with a cutter torch, the vapors were ignited causing the explosion. He was wearing a respirator at the time and had taken other precautions as well.


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Whatever happened to Serve & Protect mottos? Norwalk Connecticut's Police Department has issues.

A POLICE officer has been arrested following a road rage incident where he allegedly tried to run a woman off the road.

David Vetare's arrest marks the third time that a cop from the Norwalk Police Department in Connecticut has been arrested in a month.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Peanut Gallery Emporium


The following video was submitted to us by Blake, Moron in good standing.........


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Previously RickZ urged me to take a listen to the following. Thank you RickZ.


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Quite the neighbor. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A Small Act Of Kindness Completely Changed The Lives Of A Woman And A Dog
March 13, 2024

Today's good news story comes from Dallas, Texas.

In a tale that exemplifies the profound impact of compassion, the lives of a woman and her furry friend have been forever changed by a simple act of kindness, turning a difficult situation into a journey of love and purpose.

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