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Wisconsin Democrat governor Tony Evers is partnering with far-left groups to push for drivers licenses for illegal aliens.

The illegal alien license campaign is in reality pushed by Democrat Gov. Tony Evers with support from a major advocacy group, Voces De La Frontera (Voices From the Border), itself funded with millions of dollars from major out-of-state "dark money" groups such as the Rockefeller Family Fund, Tides Foundation, and Silicon Valley Community Foundation. As Voces brags:

Evers included restoring state driver licenses and IDs to immigrants twice in his two-year state budget proposals.

The goal here isn't to help some 67,000 illegal aliens drive to work or buy groceries or "meet a romantic partner," as propagandists croon, but to pressure Congress to grant them amnesty by creating a permanent underclass of documented "undocumented immigrants" encouraged to remain forever outside U.S. law. Voces brags as much with its campaign called "Citizenship For All." Its executive director, Christine Neumann-Ortiz, accuses the United States of running an "oppressive, apartheid system" for simply protecting our borders.

Democrat hack "Tish" James sent a cease-and-desist letter to a Nassau county leader, telling him that his policy -- that girls sports are for, get this, girls -- is "illegal."

Nassau County Executive Bruce Blakeman has filed a federal lawsuit to block state Attorney General Letitia James from thwarting his order banning transgender athletes from competing against biological girls in competitive sporting events held at county athletic facilities.

James last week sent Blakeman a cease-and-desist letter claiming Blakeman's executive order is "discriminatory," "transphobic" and "illegal."

But Blakeman and Nassau parents Marc and Jeanine Mullen -- whose 16-year-old daughter competes in women's volleyball -- claim it's James who is discriminating by violating the constitutional rights of female athletes, according to the lawsuit filed Wednesday.

Via Zero Hedge, the FBI is searching for an Iranian assassin who somehow crossed Biden's Secure Border. His mission is to kill Trump-era government officials.

I'm sure the FBI is making this one of their top (10,000) priorities.

The FBI said the Iranian spy is plotting attacks against current and former American officials "as revenge for the killing of IRGC-QF Commander Qasem Soleimani." Semafor noted that some of those officials include one-time Secretary of State Mike Pompeo.

Semafor added: "It's unclear why the FBI issued its warning in Florida. But the US government warned in a Most Wanted notice issued Friday that Farahani speaks Spanish and frequently moves between Iran and Venezuela."

The news of terrorists roaming the US comes after the US Border Patrol arrested 169 members of the FBI's terrorist watchlist attempting to cross the southern border illegally in 2023 alone - that's more than 10x the number of potential the number of terrorists detained at the border in the four years before President Biden took office.

Via Twitchy, with reactions. Someone there points out that the FBI was able to use artificial intelligence facial recognition software to track down every person present at the J6 demonstration -- but for some reason I think this present mission will somehow elude them.

The Supreme Court has scheduled oral arguments for the Trump immunity case for April 25, which means a decision won't be out until June or July. Allahpundit favorite Chris Hayes is very angry that the Supreme Court doesn't understand the "urgency" of the Democrats' political lawfare operation.

Chris Hayes @chrislhayes

Yet another signal that they do not care about the urgency.

Chris Hayes is the kind of guy whose wife gets banged by cucks, but by cucks who are manlier and more assertive than he is. He is a subcuck.

Speaking of pathetic cucks, NYC's mayor Eric Adams bragged that crime in his shithole city is down (from absolute historic peaks in 2022), just as Kathy Hochul sends the National Guard to attempt to bring some kind of order to the lawless subways.

NBC "News:"

A series of recent, high-profile crimes in the New York City subway system prompted Gov. Kathy Hochul on Wednesday to send National Guard members into the sprawling underground network.

Hochul is ordering a force of nearly 1,000 people, comprised of 750 National Guard members, state police and MTA officers, to conduct bag checks at some of the busiest stations.

The effort, Hochul said, is aimed to "rid our subways of people who commit crimes and (to) protect all New Yorkers whether you're a commuter or a transit worker."

Nothing says "crime is under control" like needing the army to restore order to your transportation network. "Everything is fine, we are in total control," announced El Presidente as he sent armed troops to guard the TV stations and capitol airport.

Biden: If Trump is reelected, you will lose all the "progress" I have bestowed upon you and the nation will fall into chaos and fascism!

"Will we allow Donald Trump to drag us backwards into the chaos, division, and darkness that defined his term in office?" Biden asks. "If Donald Trump returns to the White House, all of this progress is at risk."

Also Biden: I am creating an Economic Terror Squad to arrest and prosecute business-owners if they do not cut prices and accept losses in order to make inflation appear less fierce for my reelection:

A commenter sends this: Vladimir Putin likewise demanded price cuts in 2009.

To defeat Russia, we had to become Russia.

Biden just wants to Save Democracy, you know:

Biden can't make up his demented mind about illegal immigration. On one hand, he says he wants to stop illegals from coming here. On the other hand, he refuses doing anything to actually bringing them about -- it would be heartless, you know, to send illegal aliens back home, after they worked so hard and braved so many dangers to get here.

But he totally wants to stop illegal immigration, he says.

Below, a reporter asks him about a nine-year-old girl who was sent by her mother to brave the hardships and nigh-certain sexual dangers of the trek to America all by herself, and asks Biden, aren't your promises to not deport unaccompanied minors who come here encouraging parents to send their unaccompanied minors?

Biden again speaks out of both sides of his mouth: He talks about how heartbreaking it is that a mother was forced by economic circumstances to send her little girl to be trafficked, thus winking at the La Raza open borders crowd, and then suddenly remembers it's election season and he's required to lie and says he'd send her "home to mommy."

Really? Because that's not what you're doing right now, you corrupt traitor.

Even SNL is now making (lame, obvious) jokes about Biden's age, and how his spinners make grandiose claims about how he "exhausts" them with his boundless energy and vigor.

You know, the crap we've been saying as amateurs for a year. Or several years.

They had another lame joke here.

The Italians are much funnier:

So my Italian is now good enough to translate that. Which doesn't mean it's very good; they speak simple, short sentences, which are the easiest to translate, of course.

Buona sera... (good evening)
Presidente Biden...
Welcome, benvenuto (welcome, welcome)
Oh, di nuovo, mama mia! (oh, again, mama mia!)
Mister President, Mister President, ecco (here)
Si sente bene, si? Do you feel okay, yes?
Buona sera... dove va? (Good evening... where's he going?)
The next bit shows Biden confused about where he is. He thinks he's in a subway station.
Biden: We're late...
no, non e arrivata la metropolitano perche non e la metro... (no the subway hasn't come because it isn't the subway)
Con chi parla? (who is he talking with?)
Biden: "I'm Joe Kennedy"
No, Lei e Biden. (No, you're Joe Biden.)
Ma con chi parla? (but who is he talking with?)
No, sta girando su (oh no, he's spinning around)
When Biden shakes hands with a ghost:
No, ma ha gia saluto (no, but you've already said hello)

Like I said, that's mostly really easy stuff. I did miss one thing (cosi dieci?) and had to look up "Metropolitana" to make sure it was actually feminine. Otherwise I got it.

It just feels good to be able to translate something found "in the wild," that is, not in a text book or book for beginners, but something actually out in the real world.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:13 PM

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