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Fake News from the Huffington Post: Leftwing Idiot and "Wise Latina" Justice Sonya Sotomayor Reportedly Travels Everywhere With a MedicThe Wise Latina, I'm sure, runs circles around her personal trainer, much like Ruth Bader Ginsberg did (pre-death). Recent revelations about her health are giving them added anxiety. According to a recent report from HuffPost, Sotomayor travels with a medic -- something no other justice does. Well I think it's clear that Huffington Post is, as usual, making up crap to further their political agenda. It seems to me that "baggage (medic)" just refers to her insulin, which probably has to be stored in an iced bag. Sounds like it's just shorthand for "baggage (medical)." No one calls a medic "baggage." Medics call Hillary Clinton baggage, but they're not themselves baggage. I think I'll rename the GAINZZZ thread "POWERING THROUGH with Hillary and Ace." So this is fake news, but it is interesting that the Huffington Post decided to push this fake news. They left is panicking about Biden's increasingly unlikely bid Not that Sotomayor is healthy -- diabetes is a dangerous condition, and Karen Armstrong mentions that Sotomayor has had to call the medics to her apartment before. The last time we know about medics summoned to her home was in 2018. Meanwhile, Joe Biden, who equally runs circles around his personal trainer (after his personal trainer has been savaged by his mistreated dogs), again showed what sarcastic people called "The Biden Wit." Biden said he wanted to quote Lincoln, to show that our "better angels" can bring us together, then said "Wait, I want to get this quote exactly right" as he consulted the note cards his nurses and caregivers had carefully written in big letters. He then got the quote exactly wrong. As Biden told it: "And, you know, standing here in front of this portrait of the man behind me here, he -- he said -- and I want to make sure I get the quote exactly right. He said, 'The better angels --' he said, 'We must address counsel -- and adjust the better angels of our nature.' And we do the -- and we do well to remember what else he said. He said, 'We're not enemies, but we're friends." This is in the middle of -- this is in the -- in the part of the Civil War. He said, 'We're not enemies, but we're friends. We must not be enemies'." The mystic chords of memory -- did Biden trip over that? Did those words remind him that his brains are rotten? Did Lincoln troll Biden from the grave? He went on to surpass himself:
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